happy gilmore - definition lyrics
[d the definition has since retired from the rap game]
[produced by childish gambino & ludwig göransson]
[excerpt from happy gilmore]
[hook]
you’re shooter mcgavin and i’m hap-happy gilmore
happy gilmore, hap-happy gilmore
you’re shooter mcgavin and i’m hap-happy gilmore
happy gilmore, believe that’s mr. gilmore’s
mr. gilmore
[verse 1: definition]
well i’m just rumbling, tumbling, fumbling, down the street
my phone and southering head down, breathing
heavy [motherling] drunk [i’m gone]
like [keef] for [southering] drunk as f-ck
[cause of all these] in my cup
grab me a mic and prop me up
open them curtains, just for certain
whole d-mn crowd gonna’ f-cking jump
rain, hail, sleet and snow
take a volcano to stop this show
f-ck bronchitis and strep throat
and smoke two j’s and i’m good to go
but i’m a p-r-o, f-e-s-s-i-o-n, a, l
spelt that sh-t, mad slow
for those who don’t know how to spell
hit up sylvan learning center
and get yourself hooked on that phonics
while i’m puffing hydroponics
playing old-school sega sonic
dr. robotnik can suck a d-ck
these are hedgehogs you f-cking brit
stalking pray, waiting for the slip
i’m a soldier with every snip
[gameboy] this, a different operation
tryin’ to turn this hobby into an occupation
no wonder [???] the same d-mn conversation
to say that is an ignorant kinda statement
i’m just getting started here, hasn’t even been a year
this is for all those who said my old stuff sounded kind of weird
give me anything you got, b-tch
any beat, pro flow, or topic
you dudes like franchise and the rockets
find any mc to top it
i double-doggy-dare you: find someone you can compare to def
to find some as versatile’s just something that you can’t do
i just grip it, freestyle bump and [ribbit]
frozen [ropes] [??????????]
slang like [???] minus [??????????]
make you loose your job like your name lane kiffen
now i’m past patient, past waiting
for lazy motherf-ckers that i p-ss flaking
on thin ice get your -ss skating
lighting up a cigar at a gas station
so if you end up pasted out; blacked out
naked in the bas-m-nt of a crack house
[???????????????????????????????]
[??????????] to make you tap out
then it was destiny, that you were meant to be
hope each one takes during [???]
for all those that’re now in debt like me
all the credit card statements [sweat] like me
and there will soon come a time
where you will pay for what you’ve done
taking advantage of a kid
ambitious, young, naive and dumb
but i moved on to bigger things
and you’re still stuck up in that store
cause you’re name’s shooter mcgavin
and i’m- and i’m- pow!
[hook]
you’re shooter mcgavin and i’m hap-happy gilmore
happy gilmore, hap-happy gilmore
you’re shooter mcgavin and i’m hap-happy gilmore
happy gilmore, believe that’s mr. gilmore’s
x2
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