black or purple? - deepmaniac80 lyrics
bruce: -yawns- i wonder what’s in the news today? oh. bruce wayne still missing. but i’m not missing! i’m right here! i guess this must be an old newspaper
(flash theme tune starts playing)
barry: (suddenly runs up to bruce) sorry. i accidentally brought that here from the future. can i please take it back?
bruce: uh… what’s going on?
barry: oh nevermind. wait, aren’t you supposed to be doing a silly song?
bruce: no… i’m on a break. this is the gangsters’…
barry: but they’re busy with the rest of the show! oh, here are the props! (runs to hungary, and comes back with a dressing room set and selina kyle)
bruce: hold on a sec! i’m totally unprepared to do a song now!
barry: you are not the main singer. (points to selina)
selina: a second a go i was in waikiki… a-and, i don’t even know the song…
barry: write the lyrics, mr wayne!
bruce: i’m bruce!
barry: the show must go on! quick that is your cue! just follow along, you’ll be fine
bruce: um… er… should i write it in…
black or purple?
i’ll go for black
black or purple?
pow, wham, whack
selina: well i wear a little purple at my uncle and my aunt’s
my auntie’s name myrtle and my leather jacket likes to dance
i never wonder far, even if i have the chance
i just play my ukelele and i do the hula dance… what?
black or purple?
what should i wear?
black or purple?
dark or fair?
i never know what to wear in the day or in the night
i have to ask someone else ’cause i never can make up my mind
i had to decide what to wear as daylight came to swing
i worried that i might still be debating in the spring… um…
black or purple?
bruce: i’d go for black
selina: black or purple?
bruce: pow, wham, whack
selina: but i just kept on thinking, what clothes would bring me some glee
should i cover my ribs with food such as syrup with some feta cheese?!?! um, i…
dancing purple leather shoes or ketchup if you please?
leather that is shiny or just lots of bumblebees?!?!?!
black or purple?
bruce: i’d go for black
selina kyle: black or purple?
bruce: pow, wham, whack
selina: wait a minute, bruce. i don’t think this is right. it doesn’t make any sense!
bruce: it works for me!
selina: but-
bruce: the song! the song!
selina: uh… should i wear some chocolate fingers, dress like i’m going to school?
should i dress up as a hacker or like i’m going in a swimming pool?
oh, forget it
bruce: no, remember it!
selina: but… i…
should i dress like i am on the beach
wear leaves all from a tree?
dress like puppies? as a clown?
or should i wear… why isn’t this sentence complete?
black or purple?
bruce: i’d go for black
selina: black or purple?
bruce: pow, wham, whack
selina: ow! stop doing that!
barry: this has been silly songs with selina. tune in next time to hear selina say:
selina: why is the set a dressing room?
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