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lud song - decclz lyrics

[part 1]
[intro]
excuse me, please
quiet down everyone
i have something to say
i apologize to any of my fellow juicers who might find this audio
i know i’m pepepainz
it’s not my fault i watch ludwig
like the*like the*like the tyres

[verse 1]
ludwig had a good year , marbles to kombucha
let’s review the past before we zoom into the future
the youtube tutor with a few screws loose
who does doo*doos on the competition, tfue to buddha
lewdwig, king of the zoomer
who’da knew the dude’d blow up like vesuvius , tik*tok boom
the stealing from jeopardy and family feuder
the sigma male with that reflection in the scale, b00ba
l wig, loser, ludwin, charmer
seeking basketball advice to garner reddit karma
emote farmer, he goes farther
by leeching off the goats, could call him chupacabra
keynote speaker looking head*ass, i’m dead ass
that paintball sh*t’s funny for a dollar store steve*o, we know
you think the lions’d win, you’re smoking reef
roll the bloopers, lol, they’ve never even been to the superbowl
yeah i got the stupid jokes, i’ll try to keep ’em short, like
tax evader, pimple faced, an incest baby, excavatum
how do you do that with your fingers? premature ej*cul*tion
five foot eight plus l plus ratio
plus now the hood watches adin ross
the channing tatum of twitch (oh f*ck, youtube, i meant youtube)
the channing tatum of youtube
he made a decision between the two
it’s like choosing between lopunny or mewtwo
lud, it’s funny but true
you’ve got one h*ll of a dumpy
and you’re the jump king
like a general with how many salute you
[chorus]
this is not a diss track, this is not a love song
this is just a something something to which you can bump along
this is just a one take wonder, wonder where he comes from
this is just a whatever comes in my head is sung song
this is not a diss track, this is not a love song
this is just a something something to which you can bump along
this is just a one take wonder, wonder where he comes from
this is just a lud song, this is just a lud song

[verse 2]
you narrate your vids like blues clues, rack a few boos
so back to the studio, vid’s a ten out of ten
but that’s a ranking by views, dude, now what could you do?
open up photoshop and pull off some voodoo
change the thumbnail, title, must’ve made a deal with the devil
’cause now the field has been levelled, this sh*t’s a miracle
revel in making brilliant from terrible with just a quick little variable
when there’s a will there’s a way and you’ve got the will like it’s feral
plus you’re buff as sh*t, prolly make the rock feel like a pebble
bet after your appendectomy they said “he’s a hero, be careful”
just as they lifted you overhead like a spit*roast preparal
(yup, i know, i know it’s preparation not preparal, i get it)
(i’m sorry, i don’t have an english degree)
(least i didn’t lose 50k to a zero i didn’t see)
i am not your friend, i am not your enemy, i am just a fan
(with more talent than simon cowell could comprehend)
but no idea how to use it so i write this out in pen
and you know, i know, you know, i owe my style to eminem
[chorus]
this is not a diss track, this is not a love song
this is just a something something to which you can bump along
this is just a one take wonder, wonder where he comes from
this is just a whatever comes in my head is sung song
this is not a diss track, this is not a love song
this is just a something something to which you can bump along
this is just a one take wonder, wonder where he comes from
this is just a lud song, this is just a lud song

[verse 3]
gg, ez
your opponent types that, no wonder you’re stuck in plat 3
we need p.p
you yell at you chat on your hundredth run of platinum’s elite
four, seems the only games you easily beat
all take a wolf creek, wall street, kinda freak if i recall
games you want to tear out your t**th for
and if you think you balled, you need propecia
c’est magnifique, he’ll critique your french
which he barely can speak or read, he’s b*lls deep in the sauce
he’s fallen asleep at the wheel, not in this car
do you really wanna drive the same vehicle as keemstar?
lud’s really got the key to scheming
seems the streaming scene is teeming
since twenty*eighteen we been eating
from mash to melee, the fact is he’ll leave a gap
when he hangs up the hat, i’ll be taken aback
it’s inevitable, that won’t detract from the fact he’s incredible
the impact that he’s had on the platform is tenable
ten out of ten*able
(put that b*tch up on a pedestal)
[chorus]
this is not a diss track, this is not a love song
this is just a something something to which you can bump along
this is just a one take wonder, wonder where he comes from
this is just a whatever comes in my head is sung song
this is not a diss track, this is not a love song
this is just a something something to which you can bump along
this is just a one take wonder, wonder where he comes from
this is just a lud song, this is just a lud song

[outro]
a*grade on socialblader, otv infiltrater
yard creater, english major
admit that ottomated made ya
dmca [?], qt laugh imitator
cars bed embracer, poki vibrator spectator
ninja hater, [?]
sigma maler, mogul mailer
[?], slime frustrator
youtube service terms*inater
[?]
domination dominater, need toilet paper

[part 2]
[intro]
wait, i’m not done
(i got a secret, man, between me and you fella)
(that whenever i want i could throw up nutella)

[verse 1]
i miss the old ludwig
playing with his d*ck, pick up a phone call ludwig
tryna get his pet to give his nose l!cks ludwig
ask your mum to prom and she says “no, b*tch” ludwig
i hate the new ludwig
pays mods money like a loser ludwig
no longer funny, it’s the mood k!ll ludwig
where’s going to prom on a scooter ludwig?
now all he does is go rock climbing on deez
catches covid and watches one piece
releases apparel and sh*t
where’s the lud with the barrel of d*cks?
where’s the lud with the stand*up?
crew were theatresports with the band kid humour
screw ludlocke, i want lud locker
where’s the lud who gets called big poppa?
tycoon tactics, mogul moves
i miss lud in the vocal booth
little black spider chilling in my room
don’t mind me when i beat him with this broom
beat him with this broom, beat him with this broom
don’t mind me when i’m keeping it a buck
i don’t want the lud in the green screen room
i want the lud who likes to f*ck
i miss the high school ludwig
prolly hid his beer in a bible ludwig
comedy is here on his arrival ludwig
top of his year in the choir ludwig
i miss the preschool ludwig
falling on his knees, being gleeful ludwig
peeing in a pool full of people ludwig
man, i miss the foetal ludwig

[outro]
thanks ludwig, for all the free entertainment
hope you enjoyed this
gives me a nice excuse to, focus some of my creative juices
hey lud, congrats on streamer of the year, until the next song, peace

- decclz lyrics

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