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prom queen - deborah healy lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m not feeling that appreciated at the moment
my desperation for your eyes is growing
i wasn’t that popular in high school, the kids to me were quite cruel
i never went to any school dances and i didn’t have any dates
it wasn’t until i was in college that i attracted some mates
my br–sts grew ten cups instantly and my -ss became bodacious
but in high school, my body was less than gracious

[pre-chorus]
it doesn’t feel right
i deserve much more
i’m gonna go back and tear up the dancefloor
let’s go!

[verse 2]
down to the kara angel school for troubled youth i go
where on the dance floor my -ss i’m gonna throw
it’s a stupid name for a school, but it’s the closest to my house
after all, it is where i met my spouse

[verse 3: deborah healy & school dance patrons]
the banner outside says, “prom tonight!”
and i think of the many ways i could get f-cked tonight
the bathroom, the punch bowl, or the floor itself
i just wanna get nailed like a bookshelf

[pre-chorus: deborah healy, prom announcer, & teen girl]
welcome to the 15th annual prom night
we will be announcing prom king and queen later tonight
i’m totally gonna win prom queen, and joseph will finally f-ck me
that’s where you’re wrong, blubber b-tch
that crown is mine, come on

[bridge: deborah healy, prom announcer, and prom attendees]
ladies and gentlemen, gather round
i’m about to announce the winners of prom king and queen
prom king, as you all know, is joseph stalin
and the moment you’ve all been waiting for, prom queen is…deborah healy?
deborah healy? who’s that? is she even at our school? never heard of her before
oh my god, i won! i won!
i just want to thank everyone for voting for me and th–
hey hag, get off the stage!
how dare you oppose me, deborah healy, supreme leader of the negaverse?
oh my god, what is she doing?
i think she’s using telekinetic powers to remove timmy’s flesh from his bones
oh god please help
that’s what you get for trying to take things away from debbie
now hold this steel beam
now let’s turn up the heat

[chorus]
i’m prom queen, prom queen
and no one can take this away from me
i’m prom queen, prom queen
soon my name will be on the marquee
i’m prom queen, prom queen
this is 24 years overdue
i’m prom queen, prom queen
thank god i learned how to practice voodoo

- deborah healy lyrics

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