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beached whale - deborah healy lyrics

[verse 1]
oh yeah, let’s run away to the ocean
we’ll swim for a while, i’ll get sand in my p-ssy, and you’ll laugh, and i’ll smile
oh no, now i’m getting h-rny
why don’t we have a saltw-ter orgy?
i’ll give you a bl-wj-b with a fish
you’ll shove shrimp up my p-ssy and make them go swish swish

[pre-chorus]
we run along the sand, i spot a beached whale
oh wait, that’s just jasbina
i hope she didn’t hear me when i was yelling, “oh my god look, a beached whale”

[chorus]
woo hoo, this is so much fun
fun in the sun, fun in the sun
i’ll get all tan on my hotdog buns
and later, i’ll squeeze your s-xy c-m gun

[verse 2]
let’s make a sand castle out of your dandruff
or we could just use the sand, but that’s not as fun
i can feel the skin cancer creeping in, and i greet him with a grinch-like grin
i’m so fun, you will now address me as the hawaiian wh-r-
hold on, where did jasbina go? she’s not beached anymore

[chorus]
woo hoo, this is so much fun
fun in the sun, fun in the sun
i’ll get all tan on my hotdog buns
and later, i’ll squeeze your s-xy c-m gun
hold on wait, i see someone in the distance
oh my f-cking god it’s jasbina and she’s sprinting towards us at light speed

[bridge]
deborah, i am going to gruesomely end your life
well, hurry up. i ain’t getting any younger
oh, um, okay. here goes. [c-cks gun]
jasbina, wait. there’s a truck coming. get out of the way, quick. oh my f-cking god she has headphones on, she can’t hear me
oh f-ck
wait, how did a truck even get on the beach? i must be hallucinating again

[chorus]
woo hoo, this is so much fun
fun in the sun, fun in the sun (f-ck my hole)
i’ll get all tan on my hotdog buns (that’s right)
and later, i’ll squeeze your s-xy c-m gun
la dee da dee da, la dee da dee da
fun in the sun, fun in the sun
la dee da dee da, la dee da dee da
and later, i’ll squeeze your s-xy c-m gun
woo hoo, this is so much fun
fun in the sun, fun in the sun
i’ll get all tan on my hotdog buns
and later, i’ll squeeze your s-xy c-m gun

[outro]
i love the beach, it’s so great
it’s like really great
i wish i could stay here forever

- deborah healy lyrics

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