everybody - death salad lyrics
[intro: geoffyg and nathan]
ay yo it’s ya boy geoffyg on the beat
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[chorus: everybody]
everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody
everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody
[verse 1: nathan]
you’re all sheep (sheep), i’m right and you’re wrong (wrong)
you just don’t know the kind of sh-t that i’m on (on)
society needs a wakeup call, and i’m the operator
if you won’t listen to me now, i’ll still call you back later
[verse 2: dolphin]
-squeaking noises-
[verse 3: meek mill and d-ck n lick a.k.a. the cinematographer]
gabe f-ck you, i hate you man
you look at me, then you not a man
and i [?]…
dono you got no pants, i hate your man
i got your fans and none of you will ever match my rap sk!ll i got your -ss
[verse 4: char-lit]
sippin’ wine on a tuesday here, with olivia, spittin’ rhymes… w-ssup?
i forgot the lyrics but i’m gonna talk a little… hey kaitlyn!
yo olivia, look at you in that green dress
you look like a ninja turtle (because it’s green)
geoff look at you in your backwards hat
you think you’re not cool… that’s okay you are
alan, i don’t know how to say your name
so i’m gonna move on to cody whose shirt is always the same, oh!
hey nathan… nathan look at you… nathan…
nathan sayer, more like nathan… hair slayerrrrrrr
(uh, there’s no more music, so i’m just kinda, can we start over, i need music, i need a beat to start…)
oh evan, look at you with your long sh-ggy hair
but you’re a p-ssy during truth or dare
kaitlyn look at you with your nice shirt
red heat tavern… psssspervert
hey… ss… al… sam!
your eyes are so red, you look like you just came back from the dead
nathan… nathan… nathan… look at you
your ears are so small you could easily fit in a canoe
and look at you cody with your curly hair
-protests from cody-
that’s it, char-lit out
[chorus: everybody]
everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody
everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody
[verse 5: meek mill]
scooby-dooby-doo, where are you?
i’m gonna chew when i get glue
i love glue so much i’ll chew it
i don’t know who else could do it
make a man say [?]
sorry, i got pulled away
a man broke in and took me away
who knows where this rap will go?
i only got so much flow
this guy can go so long
i can’t even go to prom
no money in the bank get screwed
i get a drink and get glued
olivia’s on the track!
…
olivia doesn’t wanna be on the track
olivia doesn’t wanna be on the track
who knows where this thing will lack
because olivia doesn’t wanna be on the track
[verse 6: evan]
yo, last night was wild it was one for the ages
i was feelin’ kinda tired so i read a couple pages
but couldn’t fall asleep though my eyes were tired
tryna p-ss out but my brain was still wired
so i put on the new backseat experience track
man, i was out in ten seconds flat
[verse 7: geoffyg]
ay yo it’s geoffyg
we out here on a twednesday
droppin’ beats with death salad
these guys are nasty
these guys goon the f-ck up
droppin’ these some hottest beats
alan on the mic next
[verse 8: alan]
everybody everybody everybody everybody
i can’t hear the song so this is gonna be off-time
[verse 9: coyote east]
even me and my grandma got beef
got kicked out at christmas for smoking on the wreath
y’all swim but you know i just float
and ya f-ck with me you are gonna get yote
munchin’ captain crunch
catch ya looking at me like i’m one hot lunch
the death salad boys gonna get bent
cause ya know they got nothing on the accidents
[verse 10: meek mill]
ahhh! oh!
i’m so sick
get me some d-ck
d-ck as in richard
my good friend from printerrrrrrr center
he makes so much copies for me yuh, yuh
then i get him real h-rny yuh, yuh
he gets so h-rny
i see him in the corner
he makes my copies
i bang him out in the store, yuh
i don’t mean bang in like a s-xual way
[verse 11: meek mill and d-ck n lick a.k.a. the cinematographer]
trees got leaves
no guy named steve in minecraft
got the blocks and then i clock all the haters on my block
uh-uh, the block
arboles get c-cked
if you don’t know what that means that is spanish
that’s the word for trees man f-ck with me and
uhh! get it, i climb like i spin it
i feel like a monkey now f-ck with that and get some leaves
i got leaves i blow those trees and never leave a b-tch release
i drilled him [?]
i release that b-tch like an alb-m
i f-ck it and i put it down
i drop it on soundcloud
they love it man they download
download, like a computer
like that scooby-doo with the computers
that movie that came out in the 1990s
i’ll never forget the time i had in the 90s
yeah the 90s was an incredible moment
no internet no moma
actually i think there was a moma
in new york the museum
they want it man they got some gum
the next verse is gabriel man f-ck it up and get some girls
new york, new york
i hate new york
there’s people, there’s bugs
there’s pigeons in my way
i’ll hit a freaking guy in the street
with a freaking hay bale
uhh, i live in new york
man f-ck you and your [?]
yeah yeah yeah yeah
boston uh-huh?
you talk like this: “bahstin”
yeah what the f-ck is that man?
how’s them apples?
yeah i’m f-cking from that movie where the guy was in
good will hunting, raysipeladygaga
who even knows these magic man?
magic man i am a magic man
when i perform my stans
with my stans i feel real great
i feel like i can impregnate your mom
impregnate your mom!
impregnate your mom!
i will [?]
the dalai lama impregnate your mom!
that’s what he just said!
what’s the bomb?
i brought her to prom
with the dalai lama
and they got it on!
llamas! bill nye!
who knows who can fly?
planes can fly
aviator, i die
i bomb the place with my face and never go cry
uh! kamikaze, dwayne wade
et-uh-nam-ee [?]
that kinda rhymes with kamikaze
not really but man it should be
i floss it on me [?]
j-panj-panj-panj-panj-panj-panj-pan
uh! i don’t believe in discrimination man
i’m looking at you, you feel real
(you know the word that rhymes with that)
[chorus: everybody]
everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody
everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody
[verse 12: meek mill]
got my homie george in the studio, yuh
his fur is so soft makes me feel like a moth
get it? moths chew clothing
i need to go in the wardrobe and chew up some fabric
i go into men’s wearhouse that’s a f-cking ad-yeah
i need to get some sponsorship for all this dough-yeah
i need to go to mexico and get some fro-yeah
fro-yeah, fro-gurt, frog yogurt, yuh
[verse 13: slice]
there’s a dog in the road with a lady in a car
and she’s stopped at the curb and her door is open
and her dog is snoring and she’s having a stroke
and the dog is confused… yah
[verse 14: d-ck n lick a.k.a. the cinematographer]
(meek mill: yo my boy dono’s gonna hop on this beat)
uhh… uhh… uhh!
excel spreadsheets, b-tch i might be
f-ck with me and you get the limey
yeah that didn’t make no sense
gabe looking at me like i didn’t pay rent
but i did! f-ck with me man
i paid the rent in full to your friend
he told me that he got it on time
now he’s saying “where’s my dime?”
i got it here, it’s in my pants
pull it out, show your friends
show your parents, show your family
i’m looking at ‘em and i’m laughing jollily
yeah yeah that didn’t rhyme
i don’t care man i got no time
cause i don’t gotta watch on just a friendship bracelet
yeah yeah what’s up with that friendship bracelet
yeah! uhh! get this beat uh-huh!
they looking at me like i’m not cool
but i’m feeling real like i got a spool of thread
and i’m sowing, like i’m [?]
the guy that makes the raps, and he makes the beats, and he says i’m…
hey! hey! hey! hey! uh! yeah!
chelmsford chelmsford chelmsford eat my breakfast when i’m texas
i’m in texas like i’m dumb, but i eat no breakfast
wheaties in that cereal, get it all in my bowl
put it in the milk and stir it get it like i know i earned it
yeah, i earned it, i stir it, i earned it
if you don’t think so man check the price tag
check my receipt i bought it myself
with my credit card from jcu
i got it man when i was two
not actually, i was probably twelve, or thirteen, or probably… twelve yeah!
one! i am fiscally responsible!
i got it man i got some mo’
they wanna tell me i ain’t a ho but i’m not
i’m never, i only eat this cheddar
i got it like i’m 6ix9ine man
rob me from my chains to my van
uh-huh, i’m from living in brooklyn right now so i probably shouldn’t talk sh-t
cause he’s watching
and he’s on the streets when he’s copping
he’s got that rainbow hair that’s nice
i need to do that maybe once or twice
i need to go back in again
f-ck my friends and f-ck your band
i’m done, f-ck with me and get some
freestyle 2018, you wanna get it you none
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