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gav is gone - deaf g.o.a.t.s lyrics

[intro]
“come on gav please”
“no f-ck off!”
“gav we can work this out”
no p-ss off!”
“f-ck!”
“d-ckhead”
‘gav is gone’

[verse 1]
i just f-cked my friends mom (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
i never put a foot wrong (nah, nah, nah, nah)
i was two foot long in her f-nny now i’m gone
for all you c-nts, it’s a scone not a scone
i just got heartburn gimme’ some gaviscon
cus’ ‘gav is gone’, i just boned his f-cking mom
now his calling telecom, yeah she used a femedom
boned her like a skeleton, beaked her like a pelican
i’m sorry gav, i did it once
i’m sorry gav, she had the runs
i’m sorry gav, that you’re no fun i just gave your mom a sh-g
cus’ she loves it up the bum
and you gave me a punch so i said “what for?”
you said i know what for now my mom’s a f-cking wh0r-
banging my stupid friends, even on the f-cking floor
i could hear downstairs even though six doors
oh just wait f-cking there, cus’ there’s more
“what you mean gav, are you bl–dy sure?”
“yeah yeah, yeah i’m f-cking sure me moms f-cking -rs-
is red and bl–dy sore!”

[verse 2]
i’m sorry gav, i did it once
she had the runs, i’m sorry my c-ck made that c-nt f-cking c-m
then i slapped it in her bum and she begged for f-cking more
oh her bum, yeah i tore found a d-ld- and some lore
some left over c-m and some old overalls
yeah ya’ mom had me mate, i’m sorry that’s the rules
so record this ting’ whilst she’s l!cking on my b-lls

[bridge]
“nah we gotta allow lewis that was his first time rapping on a track
he’s expressing his feelings about gavs mom”
cus’ niall!

[verse 3]
this c-nt didn’t show up
didn’t put his f-cking c-ck
couldn’t handle the smoke
couldn’t handle gavs mom
so i’m back on the 3rd verse
and that seems wrong, like the time i slid a thong down her leg
that was long
who you think ‘her’ was?
she was sucking on my c-ck
like all night long whilst he was playing cod
i could get her anytime though
like prolly’ thanks for the fun times my g holly!

[outro]
alright just take that side
ah, she’s f-cking struggling i know
why’s it so f-cking wet down here for man?
ah lewis
what man?
what?
it’s f-cking red!
wohoo!

‘gav is gone’
it’s the conclusion
f-ck it
and f-ck niall!

- deaf g o a t s lyrics

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