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shit happens - dayglo abortions lyrics

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this’ a little diddy
that i never wrote
i farted in the toilet
note by note
don’t worry
sh-t happens
eh, i don’t know
how about this…

when i was a little kiddy
my mommy she would tell me
even the world’s best laid plans
end up in the garbage can
we got a saying around our house
your sh-t’s in a knot
your head should be in a noose
high blood pressure
and an early death
is all it’ll get you so
you might as well accept that

sh-t… happens
sh-t… happens
it happens, it happens
sh-t… happens
sh-t… happens
don’t worry
’cause sh-t will always happen

she had a little party
while her parents were away
guess she figured
everything would be okay
35 skinheads and a rugby team
drinking that liquor cabinet clean
best friend’s brother was a biker
so you hired his gang
for the bouncers
started wrecking your place
so you called the cops
the cops get in your face
and destroy your house you see

sh-t… happens
sh-t… happens
it happens, it happens
sh-t… happens
sh-t… happens
don’t worry
’cause sh-t will always happen

-solo-

i’m not saying it’ll
always be like this
there’s something to think about
while i take a p-ss
i whip out my d-ck and
i point it at the hole
i then relax and
let the pressure flow
an extra stream
will start to squirt
right up in the air
and on my shirt
but i won’t be mad
nor get uptight
’cause it happens like this
every f-ckin night

sh-t… happens
sh-t… happens
it happens, it happens
sh-t… happens
sh-t… happens
don’t worry
’cause sh-t will always happen

- dayglo abortions lyrics

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