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safari-con remake - davy kamanzi / dvk lyrics

[skit: dvk and conman]
umesema **35***0*0*0*0…?
* halafu 1*6*#. umeandika 0 nne?
eeh
halafu 1*6*#
so nikiweka hio code, nini itafanyika?
utapiga hio number kwa simu yako, itakuletea tu pale ujumbe, activation, sawa sawa?
ati, ita* itafanya nini?

[intro: dvk]
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm*hmm!
it’s your boy dvk, rapping over a hip hop beat, yes, this is happening (yes it is)
because some of you people try to scam us out of our hard*earned money, mkisema sijui m*pesa iko locked (imagine)
like, how dumb do you think we are? (how dumb do you think we are?)
(black hole)

[verse]
kulikuwa siku fulani, niko home nachapa kazi
notification kwa simu, najiuliza, “huyo nani?” (who is that?)
napata sms iko na story funny funny (funny funny)
nikasoma nikajua msee anachonga viazi (chonga viazi)
“i sent you money kwa ubaya, nimepiga blunder (mistake)
m*pesa yako imefungwa, chukua hii number” (chukua hii number)
naanza kujishuku, next thing, nimesimama (i stood up)
looking in the mirror, nione kaa naona fala (am i dumb?)
nilisema, “f*ck it, lemme have some fun with this con”
i call the number, “h*llo, i’m an agent from safaricom
niko hapa to assist, tafadhali usinishuku” (mm)
mjue hiyo time, naanza kusikia kuku (mm)
msee ananivako toka shamba ya babake (ya babake?)
ng’ombe inawika akiniuliza, “form niaje?” (ayayayaya)
he asked me for my number, nikasema “07123456789” (k*mamako!)
ngamia imenirada, ame*catch kaa matasi (ayy)
sura imefura, utadhani ni mandazi (ayy)
alipatikana akajikata kaa makasi
na sijali akilia, wacha atokwe makamasi (ayy, ayy)
msee ametukana mamangu, ati ni poko (nilicheka)
if it was others, msee angemeza viboko (my fren)
moral ya story, it never pays to do crime
please like, share and subscribe, i will see you next time
[outro]
listen
like, it really isn’t too much to ask to be good, be respectful, be a decent human being
you don’t have to resort to these hair*brained schemes to try and scam people out of their hard*earned money
unani*show m*pesa iko locked na umenitumia sms na number ya telkom, 020
like, how* how dumb (how dumb do you think we are?)
do you understand? and if you fall for a scam like this, then you fully deserve to get scammed, one hundred percent
ah, if you feel attacked i’m sorry
you know i’m just* i’m just having a good time, i’m feeling good
i’m enjoying myself
hope you guys have enjoyed yourselves as well, hope you’ve had a great day
and i’ll see you on the next one, peace, yah
shoutout black hole records (black hole)
d*d*d*d*dvk
heheh, ahh

- davy kamanzi dvk lyrics

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