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memory tapes - david0mario lyrics

paper or plastic
presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
you pick paper ’cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
giving a whale cancer
but did you know that
the paper in this bag is made from the pr*ckly p*ck*rwood tree
which happens to be the residency of the dwarf*winged beaver bee
and when the dwarf*winged beaver bees no longer have
homes in which to go, then i think you should know
that they’ve been known to reconstruct their hivеs
right inside of those same whalе’s blowholes
so you can weigh
all these factors before you choose to decide
but either way
know this

a whale is gonna die
no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die

dine in or take*out
an inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
so you take it to go, then on the way home
you know you start to smelling those french fries
so you reach in the bag
and take your eyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge
and who knows what’s in the water below
so you should’ve dined in
but if you dined in
you decide to shake salt on those fries
with the shaker that the previous guy coughed on
and then you rub your eyes, oh no
the next morning, you wake up with a wicked face itch
you drive to urgent care, your eyes swell shut
then you drive off the very same bridge from when
you didn’t dine in, and did i mention
both times you hit a whale
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die

no matter what you choose
a whale is gonna die
no matter what you do
a whale is gonna die
it’s gonna be okay
except in the case you’re a whale
a whale is gonna die

two trucks having s*x
two trucks having s*x
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex
two trucks having s*x
two trucks having s*x
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex
two pickup trucks making love
american made, built ford tough
two beautiful murder machines
american angels in the sky
grown men cry

two trucks having s*x (oh, yes)
two trucks having s*x (oh, yes)
my muscles (uh), my muscles (uh)
involuntarily flex (huh)
two trucks, having s*x (oh, yes)
two trucks, having s*x (oh, yes)
my muscles (uh), my muscles (uh)
involuntarily flex (ha)

right by my side, there’s zz top
and robert z’dar from maniac cop 1, 2, and 3
this barbecue could bring you to your knees
and so could these two trucks

[beatbox solo from rock your body]

two trucks holding hands
two trucks holding hands
the passion, the passion
is more than i can withstand
two trucks holding hands
two trucks holding hands
the passion, the passion
my big fat heart expands
two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
crush my body like a rock
so beautiful, no stars tonight
just fireworks and eagles in the sky
the founding fathers cry

two trucks having s*x (oh, yes)
two trucks having s*x (oh, yes)
my muscles (uh), my muscles (uh)
involuntarily flex

two trucks, having s*x (oh, yes)
two trucks, having s*x (oh, yes)
my muscles (uh), my muscles (uh)
involuntarily! huh! flex!

i hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
so while you’re here in my arms
let’s make the most of the night
like we’re gonna die young
(yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah, he, yeah)
we’re gonna die young
we’re gonna die young
let’s make the most of the night
like we’re gonna die young

two trucks having s*x

- david0mario lyrics

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