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a roller like me - david0mario lyrics

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i promise that you’ll never find another like me

you look like you stepped in the glue
and then stepped on some toddler’s skateboard
but at least you’re not a toddler
’cause they annoy me a lot more
and you look like a rejected extra
from that movie battlefield earth
but at least you’re not a scientologist
’cause, man, they are the worst

sure, there are some differences between you and me
(you’re not as cool as me)
but we share something that makes us unique

we’ve got wheels
that makes us better
why judge each other
when we can judge everybody else together?
we’ve got wheels
that’s how we roll
and everyone else
is a b*tthole
people without wheels are b*ttholes

we shouldn’t waste our lives
living as roller discriminators
when i think we can both agree
that we absolutely hate ice skaters
look at them with their frilly clothes
and their skates that will not roll
we should herd ’em into ice skating camps
and never let them go
sure, compared to me, you are inferior
but compared to the rest of the world, we are superior

we’ve got wheels
that makes us better
why judge each other
when we can judge everybody else together?
we’ve got wheels
that’s how we roll
and everyone else
is a b*tthole
people without wheels are b*ttholes

[beatbox solo from rock your body]

paper or plastic
presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
you pick paper ’cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
giving a whale cancer
but did you know that
the paper in this bag is made from the pr*ckly p*ck*rwood tree
which happens to be the residency of the dwarf*winged beaver bee

we’ve got wheels
that makes us better
why judge each other
when we can judge everybody else together?
we’ve got wheels
that’s how we roll
and everyone else
is a b*tthole
people without wheels are b*ttholes
and i promise that n0body’s gonna love you like huh?

we’ve got wheels
that makes us better
why judge each other
when we can judge everybody else together?
we’ve got wheels
that’s how we roll
and everyone else
is a b*tthole
people without wheels are b*ttholes

- david0mario lyrics

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