cuttin' my toenails - david "the bandit" hill lyrics
[verse 1]
they are tough, they are long
they are yellow, they are stained
they live up to their name
my toenails are insane
[chorus]
time to cut my toenails, it’s quite a ch0r-
time to cut my toenails, leave ’em on the floor
time to cut my toenails, you do the same
but cuttin’ my toenails ain’t a children’s game
[verse 2]
they are thick, they are wide
they do stink, only inside
they poke through all my socks
my toenails are on botox
[chorus]
time to cut my toenails, it’s quite a ch0r-
time to cut my toenails, leave ’em on the floor
time to cut my toenails, you do the same
but cuttin’ my toenails ain’t a children’s game
[verse 3]
they are wild, they are mean
they are gross, you should say
they run amok in my shoes
my toenails, oh pew-wee!
[chorus]
time to cut my toenails, it’s quite a ch0r-
time to cut my toenails, leave ’em on the floor
time to cut my toenails, you do the same
but cuttin’ my toenails ain’t a children’s game
[outro]
oh by the way, i’m not as fortunate as some people. my feet don’t smell like vanilla cake mix! hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
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