the lost dog (storytime) - david the baker lyrics
[verse]
oh, hi john
oh my god, have you seen my dog?
no, i’ve not
well, i left the door open when i went to mow my lawn
and the little guy’s gone?
yeah and i don’t know where he’s gone and i’m scared ’cause i think he’s lost
well now that you bring it up, i think i’ve seen a dog run in the street by some speeding cars
wait, wait
are you kidding?
nah
maybe my dog is just missing
yah
maybe my dog is still alive in the street
well maybe then you should go get him
you know what? you’re right, i need to be fast
i really hope n0body hit him
eh, well to be honest, he was runnin’ by cars, so your doggy is prolly not livin’
no!
wait, take this tool
it may be too latе to save him and you may need to scr*pe him from the pavеment
i really hate to say it, but it may be true
i hope that’s not the case, but either way, i gotta go
so, thank you, dude
oh one more thing i should say to you:
what’s that?
ha, april fools!
[outro]
get it? ’cause the dog is fine
he’s not hurt, he’s not in the street
i was lying, he* he’s right here
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