a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

online dating is tough - david the baker lyrics

Loading...

[verse 1]
oh my god, i can’t belive jason just dumped me
oh, he’s a jerk!
no, he’s the worst!

oh no, linda, let’s just get back to our studies
oh just spend a little time on there

[chad]
yo, what’s up, my name is chad
i go to school and my grades aren’t bad
i play sports and i hang with frats
i don’t know, he seems a little basic, pass
[derrick]
yo my name is derrick
45, live with my parents
i’ve got nineteen different ferrets
i don’t like this guy’s appearance…

[patrick]
evenin’ ladies, my name’s patrick
workout daily, yeah, i’m mad ripped
i get paid, see, let’s make magic
i think pat might be a catfish

[rob otman]
i want all your data! next!

[hunter]
i hunt things endangered! next!

[steve]
i’m a bit insane but* next!

[david]
hi, my name is david next!

[verse 2]
all these guys on here have no game! oh wait…
i matched up with a guy who has a gold face! no way!
i think it’s a match, yo, i cannot believe this
he likes you back and it isn’t a secret

you might also like
[prynce]
hey baby girl, can you send me some feet pics? ew!

[outro]
this is literally why i hate men

- david the baker lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular

Loading...