cotton candy condom - david sokolow lyrics
(intro)
h*llo, welcome to your supermarket, please wear your mask and enjoy your shopping
hey dude, uh i was looking for some uh… heh… condoms? (size small)
oh yes sir we have the perfect thing for your small condoms
no no, heh this guy amirite? (keep it down)
okay that’ll be $7.99
geez, what brand are you giving me?
cotton candy condom…
yuhhhh
(chorus 1)
candy on my d*ck
yo girly finna twitch
i’m on her f*ckin six
clapping ass on the b*tch
she be like h*ll yes
i be like god bless
s*x is like chess
checkmate i’m the best
(verse 1)
cotton candy condoms feel good for both
they taste so good yo girl gonna wanna choke
got different flavors for different girls
which do you want to make yo mind swirl
(verse 2)
calm down a minute and listen real close
don’t tell yo girl but these ain’t a joke
there’s five different flavors to make her lose her mind
she gonna feel like she came six f*ckin times
she likes that candy in her mouth
b*tch is on the f*ckin ground
speaking like a f*ckin clown (honk honk)
b*tch i’m movin northbound
cotton candy feels good
all around
so stop just a minute lemme
take you to town
if you don’t like it now you’ll
come around
so come on and try it then we’ll
horse around
it’s cuz i’m me, she like me
i mean i’d agree
if a guy like me walked up
well i’d f*cking cream
(verse 3)
she visit with the beef tea
baby stay away from me
you lookin kinda leathery
i want that f*ckin cherry tree
got the candy, issa condom
we ain’t got no f*ckin problem, wanna blossom
we ain’t ever hit rock*bottom
(verse 4)
anaconda, got that quantum marijuana
yo b*tch vibin in my sauna, during kwanzaa, got the honda, she a bottom, that is awesome
(wait weren’t we talking about something?)
let’s get back to the condom
(okay!)
(chorus 2)
candy on my d*ck
yo girly finna twitch
i’m on her f*ckin six
clapping ass on the b*tch
she be like h*ll yes
i be like god bless
s*x is like chess
checkmate i’m the best
(verse 5)
yo girly makin all the sounds
while i’m going to town
then she starts biting down
biting was the verbal noun (nerd)
look down at my d*ck b*tch
lookin like a bridge hitch
then i pop the switch (switch)
now i’m f*ckin rich (rich)
got that satin stitch
i got no f*ckin perfect pitch
lemme make a sales pitch
touch the alveolar ridge
satisfy her every need
give her that face o’ glee
disappear the misery
glee instead of misery
(verse 6)
cotton candy condoms have five flavors
got extra strength, about 5 acres
gotta sign some papers, it’s a waiver
just so they know that you ain’t a f*ckin traitor
(chorus 3)
thotties on my d*ck
they makin me twitch (twitch)
clapping ass on the b*tch (b*tch)
bouta pull a switch switch
she be like h*ll yes
i be like god bless
s*x is like chess
checkmate i’m the best
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