pirate santa - david rovics lyrics
santa and his elves worked on the north pole
making toys to take to kids around the earth
they worked all year to try to fill the orders
then they flew the toys from portland out to perth
then the whole economy collapsed
and everyone was getting fired
santa said it’s time to close the workshop
santa said more urgent measures are required
santa saddled up his reindeer
and with the skull and bones unfurled
santa wеnt and joined the pirates
for thе good of the children of the world
santa flew down to the gulf of aden
waited for a good ship to attack
the crew gave up without a fight santa put the toys all in a sack
santa headed to moldova gave out everything and then
he flew back to the gulf of aden to go and do it all again
santa saddled up his reindeer
and with the skull and bones unfurled
santa went and joined the pirates
for the good of the children of the world
the world’s navies tried to catch him
but santa always got away
like robin hood with super powers
there upon his flying sleigh
eventually they got him in a helicopter raid
but not before he inspired many more
to take up the pirate trade
santa saddled up his reindeer
and with the skull and bones unfurled
santa went and joined the pirates
for the good of the children of the world
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