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3 biggest lies in the world - david allan coe lyrics

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well the motorcycle club had a party,
and all the young virgins were there.
and i found a blonde with little bitty t-tties
and a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.
then i told her the three biggest lies in the world,
the ones my daddy first told me,
and that was the beginning of my s-xual life
and the end of my fantasy.

i said, “this’ll only hurt for a little while,
i’ll only put the head of it in.
i promise that i’ll never try to c-m in your mouth.”

met her in a local honky-tonk,
told her it was love at first sight.
she was just a-lookin’ for a shoulder to cry on
and a place where she could spend the night.
me, i was a little nervous – i’d never been that far before,
so i told her the three biggest lies in the world
as we danced across the floor.

i said, “this’ll only hurt for a little while,
i’ll only put the head of it in.
i promise that i’ll never try to c-m in your mouth.”

busted in a birmingham robbery,
he didnt have no money for bail.
the judge bound him over to the local grand jury
and the sheriff threw his young -ss in jail.
they put him in the cell with a pervert,
that later tried to climb in his bed.
stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat,
and these are the words that he said,

good buddy- “this’ll only hurt for a little while,
i’ll only put the head of it in.
i promise that i’ll never try to c-m in your mouth.”

- david allan coe lyrics

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