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mortal kombat: epic rap battle 3 - dashiexp lyrics

mortal kombat: epic rap battle 3

[raiden](dashiexp)
yeah yeah yeah!
whatever whatever!
calm ya’ll -ss down!
welcome to mortal kombat rap battle 3
i should’ve won the other two, but that’s besides the point
let’s get started yo!
round one is me vs this motherf-cker right here!
and i go first!

yo let’s do this shit!
yo i feel like i should’ve won the first joint
and the second joint, but that’s besides the point!
see i’m already rhyming and i didn’t mean to
yo get ready son! look!
hey baraka, oh i see that you still ugly
and them lyrics that you spittin
really ain’t do nothing for me
anyway
about these rumors you keep spreadin that i’m g-y
what about the other day
when you stared at my penaus(pee, naise)
oh yes
i guess
you almost forgot to mention
when you told me channing tatum
gets your soldier at attention
hmmmm
yo!
what the f-ck is up with that bruh!?
not even your own parents show yo ugly -ss love!

[random voice in the back]
his mommy and daddy ugly as shit!

[baraka]dashiexp
uhm, raiden if that’s the best you’ve got, then you might as well just leave right now
okay, because that shit was whack! and i need to get you a new karate gi for christmas
cause that shit is old as f-ck!
uhm..
ok raiden…
here we go again!
man i beat you two times
when the f-ck you gon’ learn
talkin bout the god of thunder..
you can’t make it rain!
always asking me how big i am
that’s none of your concern!
i might be ugly
but look, your breath hot!
and i rather get shot!
then talk to you a lot!
and..
don’t worry cause i still get hoes!
cause my joint real big!
and yours fits in cheerioh!

[random voice in the back]
this a raggedy -ss apartment!

[raiden]dashiexp
hold up what!?
look, according to the judges, baraka won that round!
that’s that bullshit right there
i think he payin them off or something
look, let’s just keep this shit moving alright?
bring out the homie kabal, versus this ugly -ss motherf-cker, man let’s go!

[kabal]dashiexp
guysh! guysh! o to the m to the g, g, g
we got beatssshq!headphonesshq!rap battlessshq!
guyshhh
guyshhh
guyshhh
guyshhh
guyshhh
guyshhhssssshhhhyyyyuuuwwwwhhhsshhh!

[raiden]dashiexp
yo f-ck all that noise right there!
that mother f-cker is disqualified!
yo yo, let’s bring in the next person!
for the first time ever!
we bringing in the first female mc!
sindel!
yo sindel! woop this mother f-cker[?] -ss, please!

[baraka]dashiexp
oh shit it’s me vs sindel!
yo sindel listen you’re so thick!
you got so much cake sindel!
and it ain’t even my birthday!
i was just wondering if me and you can go catch a movie?!
please think about it!

[sindel]dashiexp
got d-mn ya’ll some ugly -ss dudes!
even if i win this..
i’ma feel like i lose!
i meant to say lost!
it don’t even matter
cause this b-tch right here
sindel is so boss!
boss -ss b-tch!
b-tch!
b-tch!
they need to throw your ugly -ss (oh shit!)
in a f-ckin pit
uh
with spikes on it
if you know what i mean!
ain’t no other b-tch here
that could handle my scream!
(she screams)

[baraka]dashiexp
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god raiden!

[smoke]dashiexp
laquisha?!

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