flat inspection - dartz (nz) lyrics
[intro]
my landlord, he fell down the stairs during our flat inspection
he should have done all the repairs that i’ve countlessly mentioned
[chorus]
my landlord, he fell down the stairs during our flat inspection
he should have done all the repairs that i’ve countlessly mentioned
if the floor was insulated, his fall would have been more cushioned
my landlord, he fell down the stairs and you can’t prove i pushed him
[verse]
five simple rules for buying properties
roll up your sleeves, invеst back in the ’90s
gentrify and push out poor communities
pump up your lеase with heaps of hidden fees
drink less coffee, have a rich family
then everyone can be a land baron like me
end of the day, you need a place to sleep
i’ll charge through the roof and the roof has a leak
[chorus]
my landlord, he fell down the stairs during our flat inspection
he should have done all the repairs that i’ve countlessly mentioned
if the floor was insulated, his fall would have been more cushioned
my landlord, he fell down the stairs and you can’t prove i pushed him
[bridge]
can’t prove it in a court of law, you can’t prove it in a court of law
didn’t see what you thought you saw, you didn’t see what you thought you saw
can’t prove it in a court of law, you can’t prove it in a court of law
you didn’t see what you thought you say, you didn’t see what you thought you saw
[chorus]
my landlord, he fell down the stairs during our flat inspection
he should have done all the repairs that i’ve countlessly mentioned
if the floor was insulated, his fall would have been more cushioned
my landlord, he fell down the stairs and you can’t prove i pushed him
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