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shook ones (squiggles diss) - dapper valentino lyrics

[intro]

okay, you wanna play rough?
i know you’re gonna like this man
you f*ckin f*g headed assh0l*
oxfam tracky wearing
f*g headed son of a b*tch man
take your ass back to formby man
go f*ckin play with the squirrels
little dirty ass motherf*cker
smelly shoes! f*ck you!
okay, you like that?
you wanna play rough?
say h*llo to my little friend!

[verse]

squiggles
your bird nibbles kn*b and tickles b*ll*cks for a living
her breath stinks of pickles from all the noshes that she’s given
you’re a little poshy c*nt a wirral*raised spotty c*nt
when i say “have you got any lemo lad”
you reach for a bottle of pop
bottle of pop get squiggles a bottle of pop
calls lolly ices ice lollies and tucks his trackies into his socks
just another silly wool
who thinks he can blag everyone he’s from the pool
you f*cking fool chatting you make bread
only bread you’re seeing is loaves of hovis
give it up lad your rapping’s f*cking hopeless
you’ve got a season ticket for tranmere rovers
i’ve seen better clobber on the homeless
“got their heads spinnin like a vortex”
you still wear them big offs with the gore*tex
or the sprayway before the day of north face
it was lacoste tracky and any trainers
dreaming of being famous
but we all got a dream son
but why be a dreamer when you could be one
i’m the city’s son and it’s a pity you didn’t see son
cause i’m on my way
as i mess with the wordplay these haters don’t faze me
just means i’m better with the biro
fly to cairo on my giro
go to mexico for christmas you scruffy b*st*rd
put that on your wishlist
your sket of a bird wishes she could grip this
she has ketamine on her breakfast
and dapper’s w*lly’s on her wishlist
but it’s never gonna happen
rather have a dinner date with the chaplain
got a body pop the charlie
but you can hardly blame us
look at where they put us look at where they raised us
but it’s good wouldn’t have it any other way
wouldn’t be from any other city in the globe
want a draw? my mate’s nan will graft you one over the road
she drops magic but she isn’t no magician
we call her paula daniels
she’s had botox but got tits like c*cker spaniels
the ears, dears! ha ha!
but she is scouser tho
what else i know, i know
police don’t say h*llo, h*llo
they just pull up and smash some heads in
we watch the ganja grow so we can get the bread in
but we’ve got to pay for that extra bedroom somehow haven’t we
ye f*ckin mushroom
you’re a muppet
if you had any credibility i’ve just took it
your bird wants to suck it
now go and stick them bars up her bucket

- dapper valentino lyrics

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