we love mario maker 2 but... - dannyb plays lyrics
[verse 1]
we love mario maker, but 1 thing is annoying…
when nintendo stopped updating
[verse 2]
we love mario maker, but 2 more things are annoying…
two billion 1*1 remakes
and a thwomp that is hidden offscreen
[verse 3]
we love mario maker, but 3 more things are annoying…
three winged meowser fights
two versus lagging
and bowser jr saying “easy!”
[verse 4]
we love mario maker, but 4 more things are annoying…
four softlocks
three upside*down levels
two hidden blocks
and one required coin you can’t see
[verse 5]
we love mario maker, but 5 more things are annoying…
five boss rushеs that are boring
four projectile spam
three clеar condition campers
two yoshi sacrifices
and one blank game mode we didn’t get to see
[verse 6]
we love mario maker, but 6 more things are annoying…
six janky versus setups
five annoying koopalings
four hot garbage levels
three blind jumps
two hour long link levels
and no “restart from checkpoint” b*tton, gee
[verse 7]
we love mario maker, but 7 more things are annoying…
seven night desert levels
six on*off speedruns
five joy*cons drifting
four pixel*perfect spike jumps
three naked pipes
“two” many spikes in levels
and no bookmark functionality
[verse 8]
we love mario maker, but 8 more things are annoying…
eight levels without decoration
seven hammer excavations
six death trap rooms
five hidden blocks laughing
four pipes to pick from
three dark ghost houses
two “getting over it” levels
and in 3d world, you can’t stack enemies
[verse 9]
we love mario maker, but 9 more things are annoying…
nine level*ending trolls
eight title screen copies
seven frame*perfect speedruns
six twisters anywhere
five levels that k!ll you immediately
four co*op players being toxic
three auto levels
two dev pipes
and an empty level with a hidden key
[verse 10]
we love mario maker, but 10 more things are annoying…
ten thousand #dgr levels
(thabeast721: “noooooo…”)
nine hammer bros. spamming
eight hundred bloopers
seven fish in blocks
six “never jump” levels
only five game styles
four story mode exclusives
three communication errors
two deleted glitch levels
and refreshing levels are all that you see
[verse 11]
we love mario maker, but 11 more things are annoying…
eleven slow auto*scrollers
ten levels of just clear pipes
nine hundred and ninety nine coin clear condition
eight thwomp parachute fakeouts
seven bad undertale levels
six cp1 trolls
five checkpoints then restarting
four dark water levels
three dumb hitboxes
only two comments per course
and the fact that playing levels isn’t free
[verse 12]
we love mario maker, but 12 more things are annoying…
twelve unclear indicators
eleven missing amiibos
ten bomb excavations
nine one*screen puzzles
eight levels full of bumpers
seven annoying effects
six dumb snake block rides
five spammy levels from the title screen
four power*up baiting
“three”*d world*only fire bros
two impossible leaderboards
and rage*quitting from little timmy
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