survey - danny saucedo lyrics
question number one:
do you turn the radio off when you’re driving around lost?
in the sp*ce between all the things you would do
and all the things you will do
how many cars could you park?
what’s your native biome?
favorite food?
favorite song?
actual favorite song?
please circle all early*20th*century*eugenics designations
and mid*90s*high*school*movie*social*hierarchy categories
that have, do or will apply to you:
negroid/caucasoid/spazoid/mongoloid
jock/nerd/gypsy/drama geek
sl*t/prude/prussian/punk
hunk/hun/goth/visigoth
invisible/invincible/indochine
chic/freak/mozambique/mudblood
adult disguised as a teenager
teacher’s pet/burnout/brahmin/bully
bеggar/braggart/b*st*rd
adult trapped in a teenager’s body
vengеful ghost/peaceful corpse/dirt
true or false: eventually the rhythm is going to get you
do you pay for music?
given the opportunity, would you sell out?
are you
are you sure about that?
are you going to eat that?
how many
how many times have you
how many times have you hung up on someone
and blamed it on bad reception?
are you going to listen to this whole thing?
when was the first
when was the first time you tasted alcohol?
what do you want to be when you grow up?
have you ever
would you ever
would you negotiate with terrorists?
will you ever
will you ever stop?
question twenty*seven: do you regret the way you treated
your first kiss
your first lay
your first love
d. all of the above
estimate and average the following:
% of your exes you can still have dinner with
fraction of people at your 10*year reunion you will give
a fraction of a sh*t about
weekly decisions you make out of spite
in a head*to*head battle with your 10*year old self, could you win at:
[ ] two*square
[ ] tether ball
[ ] checkers
[ ] quarters
[ ] an argument
[ ] life
finish this sentence:
scale of 1 to 10
dot eyes, cross tees
fill*in*the*blanks
and don’t forget to show your work
please check all that apply
[ ] i should be on tv
[ ] i would survive zombies
[ ] everything sucks
[ ] i am happier now than i was five years ago
[ ] punk is dead
[ ] batman for president
[ ] i deserve to be happy
[ ] i am an adult
[ ] i would rather be a cartoon
[ ] my friends know something that i don’t
[ ] 9/11 was an inside job
[ ] i really want to hear about your weird dream
[ ] i am happier now than i was ten years ago
[ ] i like myself
if
if you
when you find what you are looking for
what will you look for next?
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