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my dad is rich - danny gonzalez lyrics

[intro]
ha
alright, you can try to f*ck with me
but before you do, there’s something you should probably know

[verse 1]
i keep that motherf*ckin’ thing on me, and by thing i mean dad
trust, you don’t wanna make me mad
cause i got him on speed dial (brrr), and he’s rich as all heck
and he’s strong, he’ll be comin’ for your neck
yeah, my dad is straight evil, he’s a mafia boss
and he’s cutting me checks, now i’m lost in the sauce
give me an arbitrary job cause i have no sk!lls
nepotism got me making them bills *kaching*
first grade i had a bully, he was straight dissin’ (uh)
asked the principle for help, but he wouldn’t listen
told my dad, next day they were both missin’ *gunshots*
like shape of water, they were sleeping with fishes *bubbles*
and did i mention he’s a vampire? my dad can’t die (nah)
paler than a motherf*ckin’ overcast sky
only comin’ out at night, k!llin’ folks with one bite
think he sucks, well you godd*mn right
me and dad at the ball park, hittin’ b*lls with a bat
if you bully me, you’re gonna brawl with a bat
who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad?
unlimited allowance, no cap
[bridge]
dad been alive for four hundred years, vampire sh*t
he don’t show up in the mirrors, rich man sh*t
he don’t show up for his kids
how he live forever but ain’t got time for his kids?
but it’s cool

[verse 2]
i get that money from the top (b*tch), call that “trickle down economics”
you don’t wanna mess with me, i promise
the money never stops, but it’s got a lot of commas
if i have a bad dream then i’m hoppin’ in his coffin
dad’s richer than jeff bezos
it ain’t fall, but he’s raking up pesos
puttin’ all my haters underneath gravestones
i’m like a baby mouse cause he feed me queso, little bread like panko
you will never have a rich dad
you will always have a tiny baby b*tch dad
you could have money in the bank, but your dad can’t hang
cause he ain’t got fangs and he don’t leave gangs, b*tch

- danny gonzalez lyrics

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