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magical dragon - danny casale lyrics

[intro]
you don’t know coolman?
f*ck out of my face

[verse]
i met a magical dragon
with lots of compassion
he asked me if i needed a ride
i said sure, jus gotta be back by five
i’ve got a bad b*tch
who’s gonna scratch the bad itch
i’m talkin’ ’bout s*x
hop on this modest beast’s back
and it was mad wet
he told me that he just came out the closet
what could i say? i was proud of the dude
but clean up after dragon orgies
don’t be rude
i slid off of his bod
we reached our destination
tummy started rumbling with antic*p*tion
man, i really hope that this time is it
just wanna be cool with that drivers license

[policeman]
wait, are you telling me that this whole song is about a dragon
flying you over to the dmv to take your drivers test
for the third time because you failed the first two?
[danny casale]
that’s exactly what i’m saying

[verse]
early 2000’s saab is ready for me
middle aged instructor is looking kinda spicy
man, i hope that i pass this sh*t
riding by bike, nah, just ain’t it

[instructor]
3 point turn ** lit
parallell parking ** lit
congrats danny, you just passed your drivers test

[danny casale]
oh, sh*t

[verse]
i smile ear to ear and hug the g*y dragon
thank’s for helping me fulfill my passion
he hupt a ball of fire and he k!lled a seagull
but it don’t matter cuz now i’m road legal

- danny casale lyrics

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