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the truth unknown - daniel cave lyrics

an angel appeared in the room next door
he didn’t hear over the sound of his cpap snore
so the angel, he peered upon the bed undone
saw the prophet*to*be had gotten up to pee
at the sound of the flush, angel made his presence known
and on the powerpoint slides is the vision shown

i’m an apparatchik angel
i’m a member of the trade
that takes your human aloof cluelessness
in exchange
for divinely*inspired truth unknown

i’m a bonafide bureaucrat through*and*through
tabulating all the paths that bring me here to you
in the prophecy division of the seven seals
i got my outgoing to patmos for the end*time deal
in the meantime message, what i mean to impart
my comrade
are the steps you take to make your proletariat part

daniel, don’t be petrified
you’re a member of the party; it’s been verified
daniel, you’re special
you’ve been chosen for a purpose only you can fulfill
daniel, there’s a boat
full of refugees who took to seas in search of hope
daniel, they very well might drown
unless you do precisely as i confound
daniel, these tribulation three
must be completed by you to set the refugees free
daniel, tribulation one:

let’s bring things back down here again now
the initial thing required of a prophet*to*be
is the courage to withstand any hostility
so you’ll cross some state lines to the chicago zoo
where your body will bait lions hungry to consume
stand your ground in the den, and their mouths will close
but if you lack faith, they’ll devour you skin
and muscles, and fat, and sinew, and hair, and spleen, and bones

daniel, tribulation two:

with your courage posted up, the thing you got to have next
is understanding what it’s like to be perpetually perplexed
you’ll choose to love and cherish fondly a prostitute
and you’ll commit while she commits to fondling anything that moves
and the more she cheats on you, the more you’ll have to pursue
just as god did with israel and america too

daniel, tribulation three:

and the third thing you need i seem to have forgot
and the third thing you need…
you got to go to bluff, alaska
find a lady there
she’ll have graying her
you’ll ask…
her name is eloisa, and she’s 84

the tricky thing is
the hebrew words for wed, bed, and make dead
are phonetically so similar that i do regret
not making note of which you had to do
so i leave it up to you

to marry her, to lie with her, to k!ll her in her sleep
but if you choose the wrong one, you’ll drown the refugees
and the most that i can give you
is it’s one of those three:
wed, bed, or make dead
eloisa, 84, to bluff, alaska you will head

i’m an apparatchik angel
i’m a member of the trade
that takes your human aloof cluelessness
in exchange
for divinely*inspired truth unknown

and just know that the words that come from above
on their way down can sometimes get rubbed
and all the lines they blur
and i apologize
but it’s up to you
we leave it up to you guys
so figure it out, you little mr. cave
if there are some refugees you want to save
it’s not my fault that i lost the notes
my pad was dropped, and i don’t have it rote

- daniel cave lyrics

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