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sewer rap - daneislife lyrics

[intro: keith]
you’re never gonna make it. i’ve never heard any of your songs. dane, you stinky fool, you’re the worst rapper in the game. you should quit while you’re still behind. it’s a good thing you’re my friend, because.. i ain’t your fan. how does it feel to have only haters? the only good thing i can say about your music is that you smell worse than you sound. stop. stop. stop it. i don’t wanna hear any more of this. the world is turning their backs on you and for good reason. try harder. dane, you created a whole new genre: sewer rap. no morе of this. dane, if i hear another vеrse out of you, i’m gonna fire my beam

[verse]
some stand on the floor, some stand on roof
i stand on my shoulders
don’t ask how i stand on my shoulders, i do it in a complicated fashion and you wouldn’t understand it, you wouldn’t get it, your mind is too feeble and weak
like carlos mencia, the great comedian would say, durr*da*durr
that kind of sums up how i feel about you
“i’m already charging the beam, dane.”
you better listen carefully, because the next few things i say are very important to your life and your wellbeing
look both ways before you cross the street
always wash your hands for at least 30 seconds to k!ll off any contaminating bacteria
and most importantly of all, never. stop. having. fun
if you want to look at someone who stopped having fun, and see where they are today… look at bill clinton
you would not wanna end up like him
well… unless you mean being the former president, that is
being president would be a very great position to be in
(d*mn obi! oh, you little devil! you wanna go out?)
who puts a producer tag in a middle of a song like that? hmmm
well, um, you know, talk about bill clinton, have you seen the news of what happened with uh, him and hillary?
yeah, i guess uh, she couldn’t, uh, become president
but you know, she tried, and she still got second place, and that’s a very good accomplishment
carrying the rap game on my back, i might as well start asking for rent
or maybe the ones who can’t pay can sit outside and pitch up a tent
cause you won’t be able to pay the cover charge, baby
hoo, spitting so many bars about a first lady
felt like a midwife nursing a g*y baby
might as well send that child to kuwait*y
yeah, that way they’ll get a new start on life
hoo hoo, you know on second thought i coulda said haiti
that’s an actual country, you don’t have to change the namey
you feel me?
hoo hoo, d*mn obi. oh you little devil. you wanna go out?
that’s how it sounds. that’s how it sounds when you put your producer tag in the middle of a song. i do not take too kindly to that
you might as well call me your little red hat
cause i stay in your head
general public wishes i would keep rapping about the boss baby
but you know, i like to subvert your expectations
that’s why i’m gonna talk about great expectations
there’s phillip pirrip, nicknamed pip
he’s livin’ with joe gargery and his wife
and then there’s mr. pumblechook
and yeah, you don’t wanna f*ck with mr. pumblechook
he’s an officious bachelor and a corn merchant
and he doesn’t know how to deal with a growing boy

- daneislife lyrics

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