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fortnite crush - daneislife lyrics

[intro]
daneislife
this is a song i wrote
it’s called “fortnite crush”
hope you enjoy

[verse]
i met my fortnite crush in real life, she approached me
said it’s nice to meet me, i mean, we’ve known each other for so long
she loves my songs, as anyone would
anyone who would do no wrong
she explained to me how we met playing fortnite
long days and long nights playing on tilted towers
she knew i had a crush, so she came out to see me
and so, i said to her…
“that’s cool and all, but you’re not my fortnite crush
i’ve never played fortnite
and furthermore, i don’t know what a fortnite crush is
you have the wrong person”
well, she didn’t take that lightly
she didn’t like that
told me that she’s lost, scared, and confused
i said “well, what do you want me to do about it?”
she said “i dunno, i guess i’ll just go, sh*t.”
so i said “ok, just leave. get out. go.”
so that was the end of that story, or so i thought
wriggle on the floor, i call it dungeon crawling
then she comes up to me again, asks what i’m doing
i said “dude is it any of your business?
i’m just dungeon crawling. you don’t need to know what that is”
she said “so you really flew me out here on my own personal salary
i paid to get out here”, she said
“and you’re going to tell me you don’t know who i am? i’m your fortnite crush.”
and i said, “dude, get over it. i don’t know who you are, i don’t know what you’ve come to do. i don’t know if you’re after my money, or what you’re trying to do with me. i just want you to leave. i don’t know who you are. i’m sorry! i’m sorry that someone did this to you, i’m sorry you clearly have the wrong person because, i mean, i’m not your fortnite crush. it’s just befuddling to me. i don’t know who you are, i’m sorry. so leave me alone.”
so, she never talked to me again, thankfully, peace
classic

- daneislife lyrics

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