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head - dane cook lyrics

you always want head. we love it. we always have to watch, right.
right. and if you’ve got a lot of hair we f-cking turn into vidal sasoon
all of a sudden. we got like scrunchies, banana clips comin out of nowhere.
hairspray -sss- good. good. front row seats. i like that with the lips.
the thing you’re doing with the lips is good.

you know what’s so weird. why does this happen?
this is a weird thing. phenomanon. right, sometimes guys,
you’re having s-x, right. and everything’s going great.
everything’s you know right.
all of a sudden you hear like a voice comes into our… our brains.
starts telling us to say sh-t like… yeah say that! say that!
that’s perfect! say that right now. right, and you’re like yeah.
i’ll f-cking say that. you just grab her hair and you whisper… eghhh.
you don’t even think about it. just say it ya f-cking say say things.
you hear what i say? you like that huh? right, you say- but sometimes
you say some sh-t and you think of it like two hours later and you’re
like “what the f-ck was i talking about!” and you get like embarrased.
i was with a girl recently, right. i was totally just in the zone.
out of nowhere i was like…
“uh yea my d-ck feels like corn!”
sounded good at the time!
she didn’t even miss a beat she was like
“give me the b-tter baby give me the b-tter!”
-punch-
come on orville redenbacher… pop that p-ssy.
-punch-
we should just have an orgy right here right now.
let’s just turn off the f-cking lights and everybody just feel around!
let’s turn off the lights and play a game called uh
“who’s in my mouth?”
what did you say? careful? what are you like my lifeguard?
careful… careful dane! what are you spotting my jokes?
careful, careful…

- dane cook lyrics

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