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your shot - dane callstrom lyrics

dr. fauci:
we are not throwing away our shot!
we are not throwing away our shot!
hey yo, i’m just like our nation
i’m craving a vacation
so we’re not throwing away our shot!

i am on a vaccination endeavor
it’s only been a year i hear, but it feels like forever
the problem now’s the delta variant is very clever
we need to heed and read all the facts
don’t be anti*vax. let’s be better
cause it’s time to take a leap and put this sh** to sleep
you are not sheep if you get vaccinated
it’s just how we keep our family safe!
get your uncs and aunts in
it’s only one shot if they get johnson & johnson
anybody feeling hesitation get your education
don’t be trapped in trepidation
go sn*tch a vaccination
the bet is we’ll get this herd immunity
from pfizer and moderna, the vaccination og
so mister c*o*v*i*d nineteen meet mrna vaccine
it’s like a gene. it’s no antihistamine
it’s just chilling, germ k!lling like it’s listerine or mr. clean
so keel over, kiss the ring
you don’t bar out the star on the silver screen
especially when it was achieved unprecedentedly
you ask how anyone can trust experimenters
gee, enter me with facts evidentiary
know who’s vaxxed? oprah, the president, and me
it protects us at ninety plus percent, ya see?
essentially, it saves a life eventually
so we are not throwing away our shot!
we are not throwing away our shot!
we lower hospitalizations with masks and vaccinations
so we’re not throwing away our shot!
we are not throwing away our shot!
we are not throwing away our shot!
hey yo, i’m just like our nation
i’m craving a vacation
so we’re not throwing away our shot!

it’s time to take a shot!
i dream of life’s return to sanity
of more intellect and less hannity
profanity, vanity swapped for urbanity
a widespread vaccine can save humanity
it’s our shot!
and if you feel apprehensive
it’s all good, understood, but don’t get defensive
believing there’s a bad shot? well, that i support
got my first hand report. it’s called a shot of malort
i’m gonna take a shot!
but trust me, i ain’t delirious!
for real now! set the jokes aside. this is serious
do or die. who am i?
judas iscariot? we can bury it
we can beat this delta variant
g*niuses:
we don’t need a shot!

dr. fauci:
g*niuses, lower your voices
there’s three healthy options. you got plenty of choices
i hear you, but the situation is fraught
you thought i was just a crackpot, but i’m not
you gotta get a shot!
so, check what i got
we k!ll corona, grab beers, and find a beach that’s hot
man, that would hit the spot
bezos can bring his yacht!
but it’s for naught if we’re dead from this infection we caught
what are the odds the gods create a plague on our plot
stopped by a shot that we got, which we decline and boycott
promoting death and insurrection and infection your objection is
there’s no resurrection. this is what natural selection is!
oh, am i being highbrow?
see there’s this little, ol’ pandemic, but hey…anyhow…
i never had to backup facts before
it’s safe. to you, i give my vow
so please get vaccinated right now!

we are not throwing away our shot!
we are not throwing away our shot!
hey yo, i’m just like our nation
i’m craving a vacation
so we’re not throwing away our
not throwing away our shot!

- dane callstrom lyrics

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