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ride the lawn - dana lyons lyrics

my grandpa was a cowboy
and his pa before him
they rode the range
k!lled the buffalo
and fought the indian
but the great herds on the prairie
and the wild frontier is gone
so, to carry on my heritage
i go out and ride the lawn

ride the lawn, ride the lawn
here on my quarter acre lot
i sing my freedom song
ride the lawn, ride the lawn
we’ll hunt the dandelion down
and whack him till he’s gone

my neighbor is a slacker
and he rarely rides the lawn
he says that he likes wildflowers
with dew on them at dawn
but the enemy travels quickly
when the winds are strong
next week while he’s on vacation
his dandies will be gone
ride the lawn, ride the lawn
here on my quarter acre lot
i sing my freedom song
ride the lawn, ride the lawn
we’ll hunt the dandelion down
and whack him till he’s gone
ride the lawn

the problem with suburbia
is you cannot shoot your gun
so, how does one k!ll herds of moles
who eat grass just for fun
well, i’ve loaded up my *rs*nal
with sh*lls and ammo cans
and under cover of the fireworks
july 4th i’ll make my stand

ride the lawn, ride the lawn
here on my quarter acre lot
i sing my freedom song
ride the lawn, ride the lawn
we’ll hunt the dandelion down
and whack him till he’s gone
ride the lawn

my son came home from college
and he criticized my lawn
he said fertilizers, herbicides
and pesticides are wrong
well, i’ll listen to your politics
and your weirdo leftist songs
but when you’re under my roof
don’t you dare speak ill of lawns
ride the lawn, ride the lawn
here on my quarter acre lot
i sing my freedom song
ride the lawn, ride the lawn
we’ll hunt the dandelion down
and whack him till he’s gone

ride the lawn
ride the lawn
ride the lawn
(c’mon, c’mon!)
ride the lawn
(alright, have a good blast, scarecrow!)
ride the lawn
ride the lawn
(yee*haw!)
ride the lawn
ride the lawn
ride the lawn
ride the lawn
(we’re outta gas)

- dana lyons lyrics

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