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stalker (parody of "trust you" by rob thomas) - dan lauper lyrics

(spoken via an edited interview)
well, i pee in my firesuit
(quagmire smelling and exhaling)

verse 1
oh my god, what the h-ll did you just do?
10-15 years older, and this is what you do
you waste your life doing that perverted shit
you’re a stalker
follow her on instagram, and commenting “mine”
on almost all her pics starting with post nine
all you have to do is take some time off a bit
you’re a stalker

chorus
i see you lie, about, that freaking ugly break-up
you’re a stalker
stalker
you make me sick, because, you write these stupid love songs
you’re a stalker
stalker

verse 2
yeah, these proposals, they’re getting out of hand
at first, they’re cute, now they’re entirely bland
i know i’m supposed to comment like a sweet fangirl
but this moronic trend gets you fired for real

(chorus)

you should be dumped, by that, woman crush everyday
you’re a stalker
stalker

bridge
this honeymoon needs to end right now
the dmv will take away your engagement somehow
i know i’m greedy, but i tell you the truth
don’t come back to her, pick someone else for you

(chorus x2)

(spoken)
no curiosity

end

- dan lauper lyrics

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