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the real slime shady - dan bull lyrics

[intro]
the moon is full (full), the cave is deep
anybody who is sane is asleep (sleep)
it’s deep down here, don’t creep down here
or you might disappear suddenly down here

[verse 1]
welcome
come inside my hole, i’m very much obliged (yes)
my friends call me *squelching*, but you might know me as slime (hi)
i am the massivest, giant, gelatinous guy in this cavernous mine
my only passion is hiding in passages, frightening passing chumps, hi!
i’m in your messages, slide in like catheters, right in your bladder, surprise!
try to fly and you’ll happen to find that you’re trappеd in a dilemma kafka could write (deep)
you can try and hit back, when i diе, i just snap as if i am elastic incised (boing)
“look at the size of this b*st*rd, dividing like matter”
the kind that’ll happen when atoms collide (boom)
not about to deny it, i’m having a fabulous time rapping this rhyme
i cram it with multisyllabics and double entendres in patterns that baffle your mind
i flip mathematic like a poltergeist (boo)
because when i divide, then i multiply (hoo)
i’m not the sort to die, wouldn’t resort to violence
’cause the more you try it, then the more i riot

[pre*chorus]
{?], in a one*on*one, i’m a one*man army
come on, bruv, no one can harm me
we aren’t going to cause any trouble now, are we?
so turn around and start running for your life, calmly
[chorus]
the moon is full, the cave is deep (deep)
anybody who is sane is asleep
it’s deep down here, don’t creep down here
or you might disappear suddenly down here

[verse 2]
i look like a creeper’s head if he was dead of bein’ beheaded by guillotine (chop)
instead of creepin’ up on villagers to burst to smithereens (pop)
in here, your screams don’t mean a hill of beans, no being can hear a thing
no sweet idyllic scenes of village greens, you’re merely here to bleed
amid dirt, and in grime, you might just bump into slime
two for the price of one, look, i’m providing such a good time
i’m the verdant*est slice of turkish delight
lurk in the murk of the mines, don’t you look twice
a kind word of advice

[bridge]
hi, my name’s slime shady
dunno why, but scru face jean’s on my mind lately
my baby, come writhe in my gravy, twice daily
you’re right in my lane, better drive safely
when i’m pullin’ you aside, it’s nothin’ like a traffic stop on a white lady
so you won’t survive by bein’ a crybaby
you can try vainly or die bravely
[pre*chorus]
i’m a single father, mother, call me dad and mommy
floutin’ the chinese one*child policy
started at the bottom, now i’ve got a bl**dy colony
i could be a doctor teaching epidemiology

[chorus]
the moon is full (full), the cave is deep (deep)
anybody who is sane is asleep (sleep)
it’s deep down here, don’t creep down here
or you might disappear suddenly down here

[verse 3]
i might seem green, but i’m just jelly
putting you in a jam, like gooseberries
it’s very clear i need intervention
like when i bukkaked peter venkman
see me just skeet, without an erection
spredin’ my seed in every direction
you’re gonna need some heavy protection
when i release the rest of ’em, ha
hold up, you’ve hit the sloppiest roadblock
you and your crew can run up and get coldc*cked
we’re a chip off of the old block
how come a minecraft parody’s a whole bop? (what?)
even with no c*ck, no ovulation
we’re causing overpopulation
mobs in a mob, self*replicatin’
sorry we’re late and kept you waitin’
[verse 4]
under a full moon, what would a fool do to win a fortune? and will it fall through?
couldn’t afford to, but could’ve fooled you
’cause to a fault, you keep getting fooled
you are like the fall dew, back every morn’ new
didn’t i warn you? didn’t it dawn on you?
that when we fall on your sword, then we’re born anew?
don’t make us keep repeatin’, are we boring you?

[pre*chorus]
though i’d like to stay around, alas, i can’t stick
about very long, gotta bounce, gotta split
so put down your stick, there’s no need to attack
i you do or you don’t, we will keep coming back

[chorus]
when the moon is full, the cave is deep (deep)
anybody who is sane is asleep
it’s deep down here, don’t creep down here
or you might disappear suddenly down here

- dan bull lyrics

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