republican rap battle - dan bull lyrics
ladies and gentlemen, i’d like to welcome you today
to the brand new format republican debate
in a desperate attempt to increase the ratings
we’re making the candidates rap when they say things
bring it b-tch, i’m newt gingrich
i want to rob the poor and then give it to the stinking rich
i’ll make your sphincter itch; pain in the -sshole
economically the opposite of castro
i’m ron paul, my following’s devout as john paul
the one all the libertarians have longed for
i want small government, no taxation
and my tracks played on every radio rap station
who twists lyrics like a rubik’s cube?
it’s mitt romney, repping m-ssachussets, you pr-cks
people ask me what to do with the g-ys
i say send them away to guantanamo bay
i look like someone from a star trek fan forum
what’s my name, b-tch? it’s rick santorum
my sh-t’s d-mn boring and i’m h-m-phobic too
except i believe that h-m-s should go into a zoo
i’m slick rick perry, the texas state governor
a southener republican motherf-cker
that’s coming to f-ck up enemies with the death penalty
if they’re mentally r-t-rded don’t bother telling me
i don’t give a f-ck
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