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the daily mail song - dan and dan lyrics

[verse 1]
royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
find maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
bureaucratic red tape, facebook gang rape
gordon out, dave in, before the country caves in
ian huntley gets his own jacuzzi and a gym in jail
it’s absolutely true because i read it in the daily mail

[verse 2]
bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
binge britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
overs*xed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
criminals get marks & spencer vouchers when released on bail
it’s absolutely true because i read it in the daily mail

[verse 3]
ban this g*y sm*t, i’m not racist but
car crime, knife crime, hang*the*cheating*wife time
pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
sports stars have s*x, bears sh*t in woods
brussels politicians want to stop us drinking english ale
it’s absolutely true because i read it in the daily mail

[verse 4]
climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
gypsies, russell brand, time we all took a stand
modern art, where to start? trash the lot of it
apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus p&p
muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
it’s absolutely true because i read it in the daily mail
[verse 5]
poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
soft touch british isles, cancer from your mobiles
cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale

[outro]
it’s got to be the case if it’s written in the daily mail
they never mince their words in the good ol’ daily mail
it’s absolutely true
because i gather all my views
from the daily mail

- dan and dan lyrics

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