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biscuit and fries (skit) - damian lopez lyrics

biscuit and fries (skit) lyrics
yuh, welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts
how may i help you?

yuh, lemme get a biscuit, some uh… fries… some uh…

sir, we don’t serve any of those things but there is a mcdonalds across the street, so you can order those items from there

the f*ck kinda food service are you? who the f*ck doesn’t serve f*cking biscuits?

sir, imma have to ask you to please be respectful. plus, we are a donut place, we do not serve any fast food… well… other than donuts

y’all some f*cking b*tches bro, so, how the f*ck can you serve donuts but cannot serve f*cking biscuits? the f*cking biscuits and donuts are like the same thing

sir, imma have to ask you to please stop cursing at me. i can’t really do much about that

yeah, shut the f*ck up, y’all already know you can do that sh*t. lemme get some f*cking biscuits, and fries… and uhhh… i know you sell coffee, don’t you?

yeah, we sell coffees and uhm… we still can’t give you those biscuits and fries

b*tch, i know the f*ck you can, just get your f*cking recipe for a donut and change it up and make it into a biscuit. plus, all you gotta do is cut up a potato and then fry that b*tch, and next thing you know you got fries! so why don’t you got no f*cking potatoes?

sir, we do not have potatoes at krispy kreme. the f*ck we look like? we’re not no f*cking mcdonalds, d*ld*, we’re not no f*cking burger king. we’re f*cking krispy kreme, so b*tch, you’re gonna have to get out this f*cking drive*thru and move the f*ck on. okay?

not until you give me my f*cking biscuits and fries, how the f*ck y’all sell coffee but not no f*cking biscuits or fries? those are the two greatest combinations together, so give me my f*cking biscuits and fries and let me get a mocha coffee. so i can throw that sh*t at you!

b*tch, we don’t got no f*cking biscuits and fries you dumb f*ck! go across the street and go to f*cking mcdonalds for that sh*t. we serve f*cking donuts and coffee, bro… the f*ck?
y’all on that goofy sh*t for real though, i’m** i’m get** i want my f*cking biscuits and fries. why the f*ck do i gotta go to mcdonalds for that sh*t? don’t y’all got some f*cking biscuits and fries? y’all the motherf*cking food service. y’all in the f*cking food service. y’all motherf*ckers gotta have some f*cking biscuits and fries

tough tits, dumb f*ck, we don’t got no f*cking biscuits or fries. y’all gotta go across the street to the f*cking mcdonalds and bother their asses for a f*cking biscuits and fries and coffee. i could give you the coffee, but then again, you not gon’ get your f*cking biscuits and fries. so you better leave this f*cking drive*thru with something to get… or you can get this f*cking ass beating from me bro. i do not play that sh*t, get the f*ck off the drive*thru if you’re gonna be wasting my f*cking time. either get the f*cking coffee or leave, but when you get that coffee, you not getting no f*cking biscuits and fries. so shut the f*ck up, get something from here, or you can just leave where you’re holding up the line and go across the street, for your biscuits and fries

fine! f*ck your b*tchass! get** i’ll just go to mcdonalds then. f*ck you! i wanted my f*cking coffee, biscuits, and fries! you some b*tches bro

dumb f*ck. welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts, how may i help you?

yeah, y’all got uhh.. pizza?

- damian lopez lyrics

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