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home is where the ass eats - dalla dalla lyrics

[intro]
mission control, this is peggy fishington from intergalactic communication
do you have eyes on dalla dalla’s sp*ceship?

copy that, mission control
my *n*s is currently prepped and ready for contact
over and out
farewell, dalla dalla
it’s been a mighty quest searching the galaxy for ass
but we must part ways
see you again in the future
and i hope to see you again too, my brand new alien friends
now, where was i?
oh yeah
[verse]
i’m just a baby boy in this big old world
who finally found myself a big booty girl
with ass so wide as far as the eyе can see
so i got dropped off by my alien friends
and thеy flew away to their alien lands
i took off peggy’s pants after my friends took off
and i ate peggy’s ass ’til she said, “please stop”
and she said, “that was gross,” and i said, “i agree”
but i accomplished my goals and i accomplished my dreams
even though it tasted like p**p, yeah, it tasted like sh*t
but i probably should’ve expected it to taste like that
like what did i expect a b*tthole to taste like in the first place?
i don’t really know why i thought it would taste so good
i guess i just put that ass on a pedestal
and now i feel like i’m gonna throw up
thanks a lot, peggy and your nasty, p**py assh0l*
wait, maybe it was just peggy’s assh0l* in particular
maybe that i could try tasting a different ass?

[outro]
nope, that was even more disgusting than peggy’s ass
and it smelled even worse, and now i feel like i’m gonna throw up twice
i probably should just go home and think about the implications of the adventure i just went on
thank you for listening to intergalactic crotch

- dalla dalla lyrics

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