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tippin' - dale hollow lyrics

i roved out in the field of the lord
in my two s.k.’s and a jim beam getting loaded
for the task at hand, beast versus man
i’m going to tip a heifer over while the rest of the herd is out lowing
out in the pasture, out in the land
i don’t know where the bull is but i think that i like my chances
as i made my approach the sky broke open and a voice said
“dale what the h*ll do you think you’re doing?”
well the voice was god and he said “dale hollow
you really gonna waste your whole life going out in the field going cow tipping?”
i said “you’re d*mn right, it’s a real good time
and if you don’t mind me i’m going to go and tip this cow…
right now!”

and the lights came down from the sky
and i felt my body lifted up from the ground
and i went into the light
and i left the earth behind me…
“oh lord, i’m so sorry… for everything that i’ve done
these aliens! they want to hurt me! but they’re not ready, for the long con!”

i woke up at three in the morning
covered in sweat and a jim beam on the floor
didn’t understand where i’d been
i was just in outer sp*ce but now i’m at home all alone
well it’s hard to believe, but it’s safe to see
that everything that happened was only a dream
“thank you lord for saving me! it’s blessing that this was all just a dream.”
it was all a dream!

- dale hollow lyrics

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