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talk time - da yoopers lyrics

intro man: that a course was one of the latest hits by the yoopers from ishpeming, mich. (coughing) oh these cigarettes, i love ‘em though. you’re listening to y*o*o*p radio, national mine mich, the one*watt golden voice of tilden valley. stay tuned next for talk time with ernie potila’s boy joe (coughing) take it away, joe

(further coughing, and accordion music begins)

joe: hey toivo, cut the music. hey, that’s good
(off*key accordion noises)
producer: hey when joe says stop, he means stop, eh?

joe: good morning to you all and welcome to talk time on this cold snowy cr*ppy miserable lousy day. i hope you all had a good weekend. i know i didn’t my water pipes froze and split so i jumped in the chevy to pick up some elbows and unions and went in a ditch over by the 4*way stop
so i walked up to woody’s bar and called the wife to bring the plymouth. so then she got stuck with the plymouth, and i had to wait for tree hours. when she finally got there and we were leavin’ the bar, she stepped on my hand and broke two fingers, so i never did get them water pipes fixed
oh well, that’s the way it goes in the u.p., i guess
now let’s get down to business, you got something to buy, sell, or trade? give us a call at 4061 or 4062 and we’ll be back with our first caller after this message

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joe: ok, we’re back. this is talk time, and we’re ready for caller number one, go ahead, caller number one
go ahead, caller number one
producer: i think the guy died, joe
joe: you’re on the air, this is talk time, talk to me
seller: ja, h*llo
joe: h*llo
seller: h*llo
joe: h*llo, caller number on,e you have something to buy, sell, or trade?
seller: this the talk time?
joe: yes, this is talk time, go ahead
seller: you dat potila?
joe: yup, that’s me. go ahead
seller: say, i can’t hear you too good. i’m calling from the neighbors’ phone ’cause the line don’t come from my place, so
joe: that’s ok, we can hear you fine, go ahead
seller: you know i used to play ball with your old man, ernie, he was a pretty good ball player, that guy
joe: ja, ja, that’s great; you got something you wanna buy, sell, or trade?
seller: yeah, i got that cow sit, i got seep sit and horse sit for sale
(cackling from the control room/producer)
joe: ok, this is joe from talk time, we’ll be right back after this message
ok, now listen * you want me to lose my job or something? you can’t say ‘sh*t’ on the radio! now there’s priests and old ladies and little kids out there listening. and the fcc’ll pull our license, i’ll be back out on the farm, i don’t wanna work on the farm
producer: come on, joe
joe: you gotta, you gotta say ‘manure’, ok?don’t say ‘sh*t’
seller: ok, dat ‘nure
joe: ok, this is talk time, we’re back with caller number one. go ahead, caller number one
seller: yeah i got that…’nure. i got that seep ‘nure, and i got the horse ‘nure and i got the cow ‘nure. i got all kinds of sit for sale!
(cackling from the control room/producer)
intro man: yes, due to technical difficulties, talk time has been cancelled today. joe, i think you better go get that twitch o’ yours checked out

- da yoopers lyrics

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