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morning flush - cyanide and silicone lyrics

(c’mon!)

[verse 1: brin and dubby]
walk into the baffroom, slip, badababoom
dale’s drool spit on the floor cause he sh*t and he’s sore
i just went ahead and closed the f*cking door
and dropped my drawers
a good needed morning flush is important
p**py p**py but cause the toilet won’t flush
if i’m holding in a dump then you know i’m kind of f*cked
cause joey’s f*cking b*tt dump kind of f*cking stunk
what, clogging up the drain it’s big brown bass stunk
dubby sh*ts to the power of nine k9’s i ain’t lying
walls be bumping harder than the bassline
i clean the f*cking seat every morning because my p*ss leaks
my p*ss reeks like joseph’s sh*t and f*cking dish sink
my brain’s like an assh0l* it’s holding sh*t back
i’m in the middle of the playground, the bubble guts attack
god d*mn, what the f*ck did i have for breakfast?
coffee and some donuts, cheerios the best, b*tch

huh, good thing i drank bang energy
(uh, dude!)
(mm, mmm, mmm, mm)

[interlude: joey]
to be frank, i got a chocolate hot dog
got your from your mom at the toilet at red lobster
i got it at 11 a.m. so it’s still counting as a f*cking morning flush
my sh*t hairy, i named it potter
[verse 2: brin and dubby]
6 in the morning i had a crazy thought
should i puke, should i p*ss, should i sh*t in the pot?
i don’t know dude, someone f*cking jizzed on the lid
it’s a little bit of joe pubic hair in his sh*t
sh*t fard, f*cking barred by the plunger
f*cking fard like it’s thunder cause i ate all my hunger
i like to sing*a, about the moon*a and the june*a
and my loofer when i shower cause i take a big p**p*a

[hook: brin]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p*ssed off a lot, and we p*ss on the floor

[hook: brin and dubby]
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
if you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
if it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
we’re p*ssed off a lot, and we p*ss on the floor

[verse 3: brin, dubby, and joey]
i like toilet humor cause it tickles me pink
i f*cking fart f*cking giggle holy sh*t brian stinks
hey dale, let me in on a verse, make it work
i’m the king of holy b*tts and f*cking tooting my t*rds
got the boys bathroom moving like a cattle ranch
laying logs in the toilet and they big as a branch
no f*cking morning flush, i leave sitting in the bowl
so the next mother f*cker see it stinking up and old, uh
am i wiping my ass or am i wiping a marker?
is this my parkinson’s? i cannot f*cking tell, i wipe harder
and joey*boey comes*a*knocking
heh*hey brian, i gotta sh*t
i gotta toot my f*cking b*tt and f*cking b*tt out all my sh*t
wiping harder and harder and i’m a bit of a farter
i f*cking pfft*pfff, and i don’t mean to alarm
i see the preps, i give them swirlies in the toilet i just sh*tted in
a morning sh*t it is, i really got to get my sh*ttings in
[outro: joey]
when they see joe coming they just lock the bathroom door
cause when i get into that b*tch i p*ss and sh*t all on the floor
they ask for more
like joe*boe’s kitchen handing out the wackest porridge
i just pour it super slow and blow a fart because i’m bored
that’s who i am, and if it hasn’t proved it yet
my saucy ass is coming back and running fat in full effect
and i just drum up on the track like i got cowbells on my chest
and if your girlies coming over i just groom my face and nuts
i morning flush, b*tch

(huh, auhh, huuh)

- cyanide and silicone lyrics

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