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janitor - cyanide and silicone lyrics

[intro]
-can i ask you a question?
-sure
-how does one become a janitor?
-you want to be a janitor?
-no, i just want to know how one becomes a janitor

[verse 1]
sin, sin, sin, i’ll stick a d-ld- in
while i’m hiding in the alva high school garbage bins
i’m the janitor now b-tch, i f-cking clean up
so f-cking choke up, and f-cking blow nuts (sl-t!)
i sweep the f-cking halls, maybe looking for some goodies
but the only thing i found today was a needle and some hoodies
i get paid fifty cents an hour
a klondike bar, and a little bit of power
it ain’t easy being straight up g
staying after cl-ss to clean up dales pee
i didn’t choose the r-t-rd life, b-tch, it chose me
i get forced to work and get forced to clean
but if donald trump is president than maybe it is evident
that he will make the r-t-rd life more relevant
don’t f-cking cry b-tch, we f-cking need it
cleaning up dried sh-t makes me f-cking sea sick

[hook] x2
janitor b-tch, i’m the mother f-cking janitor
finding condoms all over the perimeter
janitor b-tch, i said i’m the mother f-cking janitor
finding sl-ts prom night babies in the canisters

[verse 2]
i open the doors, i’m sweeping the floors
i’m finding pregnancy tests from all the known wh0r-s
and after the m-sses i go back to cl-ss
and i’m stabbing those tests up in they fat -sses
always backwards, thinking, thinking backwards lord oh lordy
i’m sipping on a blunt, and i’m puffing on a forty-orty
oh, me? what about me?
i’m just humble enough to not bust a nut
on the mother f-cking floor that i already cleaned up
and i’m getting kind of p-ssed
because the b-tches want to diss
and i just want a f-cking kiss
so please just come and suck my d-ck
it’s getting really late and i want to f-cking hate
so before i m-st-rbate, i guess i’ll take you on a date b-tch!
yeah…
i’m scrubbing toilets, adding extra love
c-m stains on a b-tch, like a f-cking turtle dove

[verse 3]
mean ol’, mean old me
cleaning off desks, like a straight up g
while i’m searching for thongs in the girls locker room
humming minecraft songs, and i’m pushing a broom
and, maybe feeling lucky, f-cking vibe be f-cking f-cky
k!lling b-tches like i’m chucky, ten bucks for some sucky sucky
if you f-ck me honey bunny, you may leave with runny nose
cause i’m donkey punching b-tches tightening up their -ssh0l-s
i’ll take a vacuum to the auditorium
sweeping this sh-t like a porsche deloreon
i’m nothing but k!lling time, so when i k!ll this time
you can be my dime
and you can be the only one that i will always flip heads up
so when the tails are down, broom handle up the (psych!)
and a little bit of who-how
clean your p-ssy with some windex like the mother f-cking exile
take six shots straight to the head
endangering lives from special ed
i feel fine, f-ck you, i’m lousy
sitting in the janitors closet crying

[outro: outtake]
sin, sin, sin, i’ll stick a d-ld- in
while i’m hiding in the alva high school garbage bins
(bacon bacon bacon) x6
don’t… don’t tell dale… but… i f-cked his mom…

- cyanide and silicone lyrics

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