homecoming - cyanide and silicone lyrics
[intro: beastie boys]
hold it now, hit it!
yo, leroy!
part 1 year in review
[verse 1: brian]
hold it now
brian got these mother f-ckers ducking down
it’s merely just imagination, hold it when the guns go ’pow’
grabbing on my mother f-cking d-ck as if i’m f-cking proud of it
and all these fits i’ve thrown across these f-cking campuses
i went to disappointment college
normal college was a disappointment
i ain’t joking when i’m grabbing all my hemorrhoid ointment
leaving b-tches poignant, and frat brothers breathless
silicone cove kids sn-tch the dresses
my favorite dressing on these b-tches is c-m, slurp, slurp
i go dumb, i’m on twitter with that chirp, chirp
i don’t even know about a second semester
first year all over with, i’m cleaning out my dresser
that’s my favorite chester drawer
for all the boring ones that’s asking
i am just a boy who’s f-cking with his d-ck in large -sses
i met a lot of -ssh0l-s and went to several cl-sses
nineteen years and i don’t even know what math is
i don’t go to mathis brothers for a decent -ss mattress
i just drag my b-tches in there just to f-ck them on nice fabrics
wait in twenty years when this whole movement is a cl-ssic
i made an album of wack-ness and it’s better than your trash sh-t
i’m a disappointment, i’m a disappointment
i hang around with several kids whose legs are disjointed
try to join our culture, trust me f-cker, it is pointless
i’m an animal lover and you can bet i keep it oinking
it takes a bit of time but soon enough i’m unemployment
i’m a disappointment, i’m a disappointment
(yeah)
[verse 2: dale]
i’m the weather-stone that the builder refused
i got a bad att-tude, lighting up a short fuse
i f-cked enough hoes, catch me on the 9-news
i’m the funky brick that the builder wanna use now
b-tch, what you know about living a tough time?
i’m the tongue tagging bro bringing around enough rhymes
to get these b-tches hopping up and to the right and starting fights
nasty lil calf finna make the f-cking world shine
what you really know about the dale nasty?
he’s a special little boy with the brain of slow speeds
i got these filthy wh0r-s giving me my f-cking needs
head in a bucket, b-tch, i call that f-cking horse feed
f-cking up a 10 speed with my tiny feed
burned out clutch (yuh) the smoke smells sweet
stressing so hard, make my cracked skin bleed
snap and a pop ’cause i’m lacking vitamin c, ayy
step inside my world and see the f-cking pain inside
got my wh0r-s up and over on the wayside
it’s a crude world and i’m in for the ride
no time for you hating hoes so i let it slide
call me ‘lil calf’ when i’m spanking on your -ss
got some hoes in herds, i keep ’em paid with the cash
slimmies up front and the pigs out back
i keep a double tap so they stay on my n-ts-ck
[interlude 1: brian]
b-tch, it ain’t nothing
nah
[outro: beastie boys]
hold it now, hit it!
[interlude 2]
just one of almost a million american youngsters who didn’t make the grade in high school last year
what makes a school casualty?
part 2: coming home
[verse 1: brian]
eyes made of gl-ss, i’m seeing sights of liquid silicone
bumping ‘rag-a-m-ffin’ on my phone, i’m on my way home
my mind is in the clouds, i’m ’bout to twist in a tornado fashion
blasting through it all
they snapping pictures thinking i’m an actor
uh, i’m moving further from the wreckage hoe
f-ck a college, see my face in all the record stores
f-ck a college, see my face and focus through the pores
i bet it all you’d see a mangled demon you ain’t seen before
i can’t believe i let these f-ckers think that they can p-ss me
this ain’t a game of mario kart, rap game grand prix
when i see the others it’s like ‘trash game grand pr-cks’
pack a can of kicks, you mother f-ckers can’t land tricks, b-tch
i lay more chicks than a game hen
my name is brian and i tossed away my lame friends
you can bet that i won’t flex until it’s time for s-x
chop away the campus chickens
rest inside their f-cking nests, b-tch
[verse 2: dale]
cyanide and silicone, go ahead and run on home
that’s what i said when i tried to get a milli bones
it didn’t work, so i couldn’t pay the rent, b-tch
i had to keep working and try it, try it again (yuh!)
college f-cking sucked, nothing but a disappointment
frat f-gs tried to teach me all their f-cking d-ck ointment
but i made it past this sh-tty school
like drowning in a swimming pool
these college campus sl-ts tried to play me for the f-cking fool
uh, but i leave ’em in the past
the name’s lil calf and i’m grazing for your gr-ss
tell me what’s better than a pocket full of hash
while i’m dressed like a bum and i’m gripping on that -ss
f-ck all the hogwash, got your b-tch oinking
don’t be tripping now, this is for your enjoyment
it takes a bit of time but soon i’m on the unemployment
i’m a disappointment, i’m a disappointment
[outro: the tards by cyanide and silicone]
but one day, i want to go to college
i’m not really asking for a lot, b-tch
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