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baby dick (dirt nasty cover) - cyanide and silicone lyrics

[verse 1]
first of all my d*ck is small
3 inches hard, two little b*lls
when the lights are out i stick it in her mouth
she said “i don’t smoke virginia slims”
i wear a rubber if it fits (sh*t)
but they don’t make condoms for baby d*cks
maybe it’s time to buy the pump
but every time i stick my d*ck in i cum (uhhhh)
and my last girlfriend was a stripper
b*tch had beef curtains
like throwin’ a hot dog down a hallway
if you want it all day, don’t call me (nope)
but you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
even mini me started laughin’ at my little d*ck
please lord tell me if you’re listenin’
i’m tired of havin’ stage fright in the men’s urinal

ugh!

[hook] [x2]
baby d*ck, itty bitty baby d*ck
baby d*ck, baby baby baby d*ck
baby d*ck, itty bitty baby d*ck
he gotta baby d*ck…
[verse 2]
what’s worse? my pops gotta purse
hе a fat tranny, works at circus circus
and my mom is bonin tom
that dude from mysp*ce dot com (sh*t)
and my little sis gotta biggеr d*ck
than me, dad and uncle rick (what)
f*ckin b*tch, i wanna beat her down
but she 6 foot 3, 200 pounds
d*mn grannie lost it (coo*coo)
when grandpa came outta the closet
my b*lls itch from the crabs i got
i was sleepin’ with a crackhead hooker in watts
my aunt’s doin 20 to life
for raping a nerd who work at good guys
so i think i’ll f*ck my cousin in the mouth
even though it smell like orange roughy (mm)

[hook] [x2]

- cyanide and silicone lyrics

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