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f----- (skit) - cumdaddies lyrics

agh, jesus christ, dude, this big fat son of a b*tch comes in today and orders a 15 dollar f*cking cheeseburger, puts it down in like two f*cking bites and then, after he gets the f*cking check, comes up b*tching and complaining that he wants a f*cking discount, like, ‘what the f*ck do you want me to do, dude? my name’s not on the f*cking building, i can’t give you a f*cking discount, you fat f*cking f*ggot

ooh, ahhhh.. man, you can’t really say that word anymore
no

what?

it’s just not pc

what word?

that, that word, the f word

f*ck?

no the other f word, the f dash dash dash dash word, it’s just not really pc, ya know?

pc? sh*tting me? what the f*ck, are you r*t*rded?

ahh, dude, you can’t really say that either

so what, can’t say ‘f*ggot,’ can’t say ‘r*t*rd’ in my own f*cking house? what the f*ck is this, communist russia?
just because some f*cking p*ssy f*ggot p*ssed off that words can hurt him, now i gotta cut more than half my f*cking vocabulary? because some r*t*rded f*cking f*ggot gets offended by my f*cking language in my own (*expletive*) house
[everyone] knows f*ggot and r*t*rd don’t mean h0m*s*xual and mentally handicapped, they mean p*ssy b*tch and dumbass
it’s not my f*cking fault lazy dumb f*ggot*ass b*tch who’s in charge of fixing the (*expletive*) dictionary hasn’t done his f*cking job
ya know what, while we’re on the subject, people getting offended and sh*t, let’s go and discuss these (*expletive*) trannies
uh, wait, wait, wait a minute

you wanna dress in drag, i mean, you’re just a dude in a dress, you’re not an actual woman so [until] you chop that d*ck off, you’re just a f*cking f*dg**packing guy, like, you don’t offend me or anything, i just call it what it is
it’s all just slang, you f*cking r*t*rded f*ggots, jesus f*cking christ

ok, i changed my mind, i would totally f*ck a tranny…

(*expletive*), next thing you know, black people are gonna get offended when a white guy says ‘n*gga’

whoa!

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