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tom's diner but it's an absolute trainwreck - cs188 lyrics

[intro]
doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo
stop!
i am singing a capella

[verse 1]
i am sitting in the morning
in the diner on the counter
i am waiting, and i’m waiting, and i’m waiting, and i’m waiting
at the counter for the man to pour the coffee
and he does not pour the coffee
and i say “h*llo?!?!”
“it is nice to pour the coffee,” says the man who pours the coffee
and he is pouring the coffee on the counter
’cause he is looking out the window at something funny
i say, “are you serious, you stupid piece of sh*t?”
and he pours the coffee on my head
and my hair has gotten wet

[verse 2]
doo*doo*doo*doo*do not argue
with the man who pours the coffee
the woman who has come in, she is counting her umbrellas
and she is coughing all over the counter
and her hair has gotten in my coffee
i open up the paper
there’s a story of a woman
who had died while she was drinking the coffee at the diner on the corner
i threw the coffee out the window
there’s a woman on the outside looking inside, does she see me?
no, she does not really see me ’cause she does not really see me
she’s blind, lol
this woman is watching me look out the window at her
oh sh*t, she’s not blind
the woman is coming in to stick her umbrella up my assh0l*
i am thinking of doing some drugs before i catch the train
[bridge]
doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo
doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo

[verse 3]
“oh, this rain, it will continue”
says the man inside the coffee
and the rain is coming in
and my coffee’s gotten wet
i do not like wet coffee
“it was always nice to (doo*doo)”
says the man behind (tu*doo*doo)
to the woman who has come in
she’s sh*tting out her umbrella
and the man behind the counter says, “i am peeing behind the counter”
and before i even argue, he had died while he was peeing
it was so strange

[verse 4]
i am sitting in the morgue
because i am mourning the man who had died while he was peeing
and i’m trying not to laugh because i know it is not funny
but the coroner sees me laugh, and he kicks me out the door
i am a horrible person
i open up the paper
there’s a story of a youtuber named drivr3joe
who had died laughing while he was watching some stupid meme videos
(it was no one i had heard of)
i am looking out the window at some woman
who is turning a sphere outside*in
and n0body f*cking cares
and i’ve finished up my drugs
and it’s time to listen to train
[bridge: suzanne vega & pat monahan]
doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo
doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo
(hey, he*e*e*e*ey)
*train sounds*
oops! i meant, “watch out for the train!”

[verse 5]
and it’s time to delete windows
and it’s time to catch some pokémon
and it’s time to argue with my horoscope
and it’s time to die
and it’s time to open up your assh0l*
and it’s time to stop watching this
no really, please stop watching
do not continue
you will be so sorry

[outro]
oh, i am h*rny in the morning
and i’m looking at some p*rno of the diner on the corner
the woman who has come in, she is shaking her ass
and the man behind the counter has cum in the milk
’cause he is m*st*rbating at the counter
for the woman who is f*cking her umbrella
and it is so funny
the woman says, “it is always nice to milk the man behind the counter”
as he is sucking his erection
“it is nice to finish on you,” says the man behind the counter
as he has cumming in her hair, and she’s drinking s*m*n as it if was coffee
and he is looking up her skirt
and before she even notices, he is kissing her nuts
oh sh*t, the woman is a man
i did not notice, and i look the other way
as their c*cks have gotten wet, and they are doing *n*l
oh, this s*x will continue for two hours
(doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo
doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo*doo)

- cs188 lyrics

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