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i'm not gay but my ass is - creams the milkman lyrics

[verse]
i be hanging out at the gas station
buying some skittles and dried bacon
indian dude serving me says my ass is for the taking
he says my ass needs breaking
he takes me out the back
tells me he really is stacked
he discovers my ass is broken, its all cracked
low hanging nuts, they’re slapping his own b*tt
b*lls deep, i’m lift of my feet, i’m scared but i can’t retreat

[bridge]
ass is for the taking
this gonna be back breaking
i said this ass for the taking
and the floor be quaking

[chorus]
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
(i ain’t g*y)
yeah, here’s the sitch
open my ass and fill it with p*ss
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
but my ass is
(yeah, my ass is)
[verse]
dudes be f*cking me with socks
kidney stones, i’m shooting rocks
time to fess up, lemme grab your nuts
i’m a liar, lair, i can’t deny ya
my ass is a d*ck consumer
i’m a constant user
i ain’t g*y, but my ass just might be
constantly filled with bbc
yeah it might be

stop drop and roll
i’m sliding down a pole
call me a fireman
don’t use your hand
ima bust and let it crust
man meat, or a man’s feet
either one is a treat
i ain’t g*y, i just really gotta eat
don’t test me
my c*cks stronger
my c*cks quicker

hanging out in the gym bathroom
sh*tting, trying to make some room
waiting on a dude, one will enter soon
g**ts* my ass and face the door
down on all fours
dude walks in, he’s seen me do this before
he asks me, “creams i thought you weren’t g*y?”
so this is what i say
[chorus]
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
(i ain’t g*y)
yeah, here’s the sitch
open my ass and fill it with p*ss
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
but my ass is
(yeah, my ass is)

[verse]
i’m flying on a plane
ready for my vacay
when the pilot tells me to put my ass away
g**ts*, finna roast me
mostly, he won’t post me
says he’ll turn the plane around
it’s okay, i like the ground
dude on the bottom, with my bottom up
screaming i ain’t g*y, but my wood is up
swallow the splooge and threw it up
rough rider, yeah, i start to buck
another guy watching, finna cuck
tried to pull out, he be stuck
gorilla grip, chinese finger trap type sh*t
he can hit but can never quit
pulls so hard he rips off his own d*ck
[bridge]
exit the scene, gotta retreat
run away with his broken meat
it’s hanging out my cheeks

i’m screaming i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
someone believe me when i say

[chorus]
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
(i ain’t g*y)
yeah, here’s the sitch
open my ass and fill it with p*ss
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
but my ass is
(yeah, my ass)

[verse]
riding on the train
train driver asks me to put that away
i repeat, i ain’t g*y! i can say this all day
crashes in a ravine
paramedics arrive on the scene
they find me with my ass in the air
with the captains deep inside my derrière
i’m passed out, but my ass is always prepared
the paramedics look real scared
they open my wallet to see what it says
organ donor, do not resuscitate and i’m not g*y
another card is the id for my ass, it says it’s g*y
call the cops, they wanna see me locked
no weapon but i’m always c*cked
read the charges before you may stay
a plane, a train, finna take me away
i scream and plead, i get down on my knees
it wasn’t me
you need to understand something about me

[chorus]
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
(i ain’t g*y)
yeah, here’s the sitch
open my ass and fill it with p*ss
i ain’t g*y, i ain’t g*y
but my ass is
(yeah, my ass)

[outro]
my ass got me locked up
it’s just my come filled b*tt
s*m*n dripping, bread come trail
someone please come post my bail

believe me when i say this
i’m not g*y, but my ass is

- creams the milkman lyrics

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