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truth or dare rap battle 4 - crazymariobros lyrics

[pre*battle]
[mario]
alrighty i think it’s time that we settle things
[luigi]
oh god,not another rap battle,you guys are just gonna go after me!
[bowser]
hey luigi,we got a different plan this time
[luigi]
a different plan? ok!
[bowser]
hey junior you ready?
[bowser jr]
uh yeah sure!
mario what about you?
[mario]
oh i’m always ready for this!
[verse 1]
[mario]
oh wow, oh yeah, can’t wait
to school you guys and set you straight!
yeah it’s guaranteed at this rate
that now’s your downfall,now’s your fate!
i’ve got a lot to say,and please i would love to stay
but i want something to laugh at!
now just let me pass the the mic back. go!
[verse 2]
[luigi]
mario, you’re nothing but a joke
thought you’d be good guess that’s a hoax
you’re getting older,it’s time to croak!
your games are dying! it’s time,go broke!
so fat,always wanna grab a meal
yet you can’t even do one cartwheel!
oh yeah this battle,is my steal!
leave this to me because l is real!
[verse 3]
[bowser]
good bars luigi!
we cookin’ good
atop the mountains up there we stood
but the possible insults are endless
chubby,out*of*style and depressed
now let’s get up stay on the top!
keep our balance cuz we never drop
but it’s too bad that his verses flopped
just like the time he got brainwashed
[verse 4]
[bowser jr]
it’s my turn oh boy, i’m ready
this battle’s ’boutta end early already!
cuz i’ll burn mario!
leave his ashes asleep uh oh, we got trash!
sweep sweep sweep!!!
yeah i got it now and i would say ciao
but this battle’s around so i’m gonna plow
i went through this round like pa*pa*pow
you just got served now take a bow!
[verse 5]
[mario]
wait i’m confused is this even fair?
you can go against me but not l over there?
what happened to that i thought we had a deal!
thought i trusted you i guess it wasn’t real…
[bowser]
well,that’s not how it works buddy
[luigi]
you’re getting your karma suck it up,sonny!
[bowser jr]
we’re making it fair and you’re very lucky
we didn’t bring up the time where you lost your money!
[mario]
oh, you wanna play?
i got a bone to pick with you
yeah none of us will forget the time you broke cups!
thought i never knew?
don’t mess with me troublemaker all my verses take up an acre
yeah try to counter me now it’s impossible look at me wow!
alright guys now can we just stop this? okay?
you guys are just completely insulting me and it doesn’t really seem fair
[bowser]
well what’s not fair about that?
[mario]
well cuz your only going after me!
[luigi]
well yeah but that’s what you did to me last time!
[mario]
okay well who’s to say that you didn’t deserve it?
[luigi]
well ok well who’s to say that you didn’t deserve it?
[bowser jr]
yeah he’s got a fair point mario
[mario]
look all i’m saying is i don’t think it’s fair for 3 people to go against 1 in a rap battle
[luigi,bowser and bowser jr]
but that’s what you did!
[mario]
well yeah i know but ugh!
nevermind!
[verse 6]
[mario]
w*wait guys! what’s that?!
[luigi]
uhhhh i don’t know mario it looks like something in the sky
[mario]
wait a minute is that who i think that is?
[lakitu]
mhmmm it’s exactly who you think it is!!!!!!
[mario]
oh god!
[lakitu]
lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! lakitu! stop that!
[mario]
dude that was terrible
[luigi]
yeah, you don’t know how to rap
[lakitu]
well yeah i do!
[mario]
no you actually have no idea how to rap
[lakitu]
oh yeah well i’ll show you!
[mario]
no, i much rather you not show us okay?
[luigi]
yeah let’s handle this!
[verse 7]
[mario]
cuz your rap was trash
[luigi]
yeah it was trash
[mario]
yeah it gave a rash
[luigi]
yeah it gave a rash
[mario]
and uhh…
yeah i ran out of rhymes
[luigi]
you ran out?
[mario]
yeah i really don’t have anything else to say
[lakitu]
ha so i defeated you!
[mario]
no you didn’t!
you didn’t defeat me it’s just
your rhymes suck
how am i supposed to respond to that?

- crazymariobros lyrics

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