sex with a stranger - crazy ex-girlfriend cast lyrics
[rebecca]
steppin’ in the club
all those eyes on me
but there’s only one path that i see
you got a tight–ss bod
big brown eyes
come on cutie get between my thighs
’cause i—
i don’t even know your name
[jason, spoken]
it’s, uh, jason, remember?
[rebecca, spoken]
shh, don’t tell me, don’t tell me.
(sung)
why
don’t we just call each other ‘baby?’
it’ll be simpler!
hey s-xy stranger
come back to my place
and i hope you’re not a murderer
kiss me baby, all over the place
and please don’t be a murderer
(please don’t be a murderer
pl-pl-please don’t be a murderer)
i’m sorry i’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing
let me get back to playin’ with yo’ thing
you got a beautiful -ss
strong–ss arms
(spoken)
is that a gun?
(sung)
oh thank god, it’s just your p-n-s
have you been tested for stds?
(stds)
tell me please!
(stds)
then waited a three-month window
and got tested again
just makin’ sure
most people don’t know about the window
hey s-xy stranger
let’s go to my place
and please don’t harvest my kidney
don’t give me
that incredulous face
i saw a movie like that on lifetime
oh!
your b-lls smell weird
your b-lls smell so much worse than i feared
you haven’t aired out those b-lls in hours
please go wash your b-lls in the shower
the bathroom is right down the hall, okay?
please don’t steal anything on the way
(don’t steal!)
hey s-xy stranger
i’ll be right back, i just forgot to do the dishes
keep yourself h-rny, stay in the mood
(spoken)
i promise i’ll be back, okay, see you in a second, bye!
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