my sperm is healthy [explicit] - crazy ex-girlfriend cast lyrics
[darryl]
my sperm is nice and healthy
in terms of sperm i’m wealthy
like an oil magnate
when i ej-cul-te
that’s what the doctors tell me!
my point is, in a nut sh-ll
each time i nut, i nut well!
i’ve got the quant-ty and the quality
no iud is stopping me!
‘cause my s-m-ns steaming
like a demon and all
the surrogates are screaming:
“just give me some
of that premium grade
baby batter!”
i never splatter!
my sperm, my sperm is
no cause for concern!
my sperm is healthy!
my sperm is healthy!
aw shucks!
gee whiz!
i got that high end jizz!
my sperm is healthy!
my sperm is healthy!
my sperm is healthy
even though i’m no teenager
my boys still throw a rager!
they get bottle service
in every cervix
blowing eggs up like a pager!
every lady’s getting fertilized!
got a diaphragm?
it’s getting pulverized!
when i come, i come like the sun
so wear special gl-sses or avert your eyes!
give thanks my tanks
not shooting blanks!
i’m in a league of my own
just like tom hanks!
not a castaway
but i blast away
that thing i do
is going up in you!
my sperm, my sperm
the test have all confirmed!
[employees]
his sperm is healthy!
his sperm is healthy!
[darryl]
aw shucks!
gee whiz!
i got that magic jizz!
my sperm is healthy!
my sperm is healthy!
my sperm is healthy
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