staggering stanley - craig hawes lyrics
[intro: gen commotion, and stanley marvel]
gen: now, laddy, you’ve joined the megaville marines
my privates are the finest in the world
and i expect you to follow my orders to the letter
i know you’re a new recruit
but i think you can cope with a little drill
now fall in!
stan: pardon?
gen: fall in!
stan: woooooaaah!
[verse 1: all]
staggering stanley, x2
your feet are out of step and out of tune!
a horrifying hurricane, a terrible typhoon
with all the grace and glamour of a big baboon!
staggering stanley, x2
your clumsiness is stirring up a stew
you’re staggering us, a staggering fuss
like this we never knew!
staggering stanley?
you’re through!
[bridge: curator bed, curator hall, and stanley marvel]
stan: so then i got a job at the megaville museum!
curator bed: now stan, the megaville museum is home to the most valuable artefacts in the world
curator hall: i know it’s your first day, but we think we can trust you with our prize exhibit
this is a priceless ancient vase we brought back from our latest trip
stan: latest what?!
curator hall: trip!
stan: woooooaaah!
[verse 2: all]
staggering stanley, x2
your feet are out of step and out of tune!
a horrifying hurricane, a terrible typhoon
with all the grace and glamour of a big baboon!
staggering stanley, x2
your clumsiness is stirring up a stew
you’re staggering us, a staggering fuss
like this we never knew!
[bridge: max volume and stanley marvel]
stanley marvel: and that brings us back to today!
max: and so now sweet seller stanley marvel will present mayor doughnut with his complimentary cake
filled with jam, covered in cream
and lined with b*tterfingers!
stan: lined with what?!
max: b*tterfingers!
stan: woooooaaah!
[verse 3: all]
staggering stanley, x2
your feet are out of step and out of tune!
a horrifying hurricane, a terrible typhoon
with all the grace and glamour of a big baboon!
staggering stanley, x2
your clumsiness is stirring up a stew
you’re staggering us, a staggering fuss
like this we never knew!
staggering stanley?
you’re through!
[outro: all]
staggering stanley?
you’re through!
you’re through!
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