the ballard of davie seagull - craig baxter lyrics
[verse 1]
his name is davie seagull and he spots you like an eagle
fan your tryin’ tae di your shoppin’ an’ he’s barkin’ like a beagle
i’m creepin’ roon ‘boot tesco an’ he flies oot o’ his nest yo
an he’s yappin’ in ma ear aboot some boy he seen last year
he’s on aboot a boy, i says “fa?” “ken it’s at boy jamie wi the dog he got fae sandra fae at big hoose in macduff”
i just want him to go awa, he tells me everythin’
fae discount loaves tae chuckin’ baith his ferrets in the bin, hey!
[chorus]
davie, davie seagull
davie, davie seagull
davie, davie seagull
davie seagull
davie, davie seagull
his name is davie seagull
davie, davie seagull
[verse 2]
does mean weel but he’s pure feil
he really steals near every meal
i wish his moo could seal am gan tae plug it wi a heel
i dinna ken fa stevie is or moira, tammy, keith
i jist gied doon tae tesco for ma mam tae buy some beef
it’s on an’ on ma ears are ringin’, davie, change your tune
you’re yappin’ like an eejit, really, your a f*ckin’ spoon
you’re peckin’, peckin’, squawkin’, squawkin’, fit the h*ll’s gan on?
you’ve p*ssed me aff too many times, that’s why i wrote this song, yay!
[chorus]
[verse 3]
you’re poofin’ aboot the discount aisle
been hinkin’ aboot an’ affie file
at half past 7, bargain time! it aiwis maks you smile
i’ve caught you once pure drappin’ tins tae get a discount dint
you canna pay the full price for f*ck all because your skint
they chase you oot the shops and call the rspca
i see your wonky eye and sometimes wonder if you’re g*y
you canna hud a job but sourcin’ discounts you’re the best
at closin’ time you fly awa an’ eat bread in your nest
hey!
[chorus]
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[chorus]
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